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My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth. — Ron White

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to. — Ron White

You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away. — Ron White

I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public. — Ron White

Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks — Ron White

They call me Tater Salad — Ron White

Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ... I did not know that about myself. — Ron White

His white boots were on fire against Arsenal, and he'll be looking for them to reproduce tonight. — Ron Atkinson

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine. — Ron White

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars. — Ron White

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. — Ron White

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty ... mine's putting in an express lane. — Ron White

White House operatives went to great lengths to show Obama shifting focus from wars abroad to domestic issues at home. — Ron Fournier

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. — Ron White

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. — Ron White

If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back. — Ron White

White Castle has a unique position in the Midwest. It is a cult brand that has developed a strong, loyal following. — Ron Paul

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. — Ron White

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child. — Ron White

Everybody I know is a joke writer. — Ron White

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game. — Ron White

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. — Ron White

Writing about dead white males seems to be out of favor among academics. — Ron Chernow

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level. — Ron White

The next time you have a thought ... let it go. — Ron White

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar. — Ron White

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back. — Ron White

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat. — Ron White