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Humans make mistakes. Programmers are bound to make mistakes. Hackers, you can bet your life, are going to be there to exploit those mistakes. — Michael Demon Calce

Swear programmers code them to be annoying, pedantic little fucks. — Ann Aguirre

Of all the Programmers' planets, ours is the supercomputing golden child, the world that inexplicably provides enough power to light up the galaxy. — David Eagleman

LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing. — Alan Perlis

Programmers are Tiny Gods — Derek Powazek

Man is programmed to find the programmer. — Kedar Joshi

You might not think that programmers are artists, but programming is an extremely creative profession. It's logic-based creativity. — John Romero

To a programmer, an operating system is defined by its API. — Charles Petzold

The system metaphor is a story that everyone
customers, programmers, and managers
can tell about how the system works. — Kent Beck

The programmers decided the steps everyone on board Hyperion would need to take to do everything from dimming the lights to raising the sails. — Michael Lewis

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap. — Karl Lehenbauer

Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night. — Tom Van Vleck

All programmers are optimists — Frederick P. Brooks Jr.

We have to stop optimizing for programmers and start optimizing for users. — Jeff Atwood

The best computer programmers never write a new program when they can use an old one for a new job. — Gerald M. Weinberg

Programmers Never Die,
They Just Go Offline — Myself

Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships. — Linus Torvalds

The best programmers and internet entrepreneurs are in the Bay Area. Don't kid yourself about that, not even for a second. — Jose Ferreira

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late. — Seymour Cray

I always suspected that programmers became programmers because they got to play God with the little universe boxes on their desks. — Jeff Atwood

Finding a technical cofounder would have been difficult for me. I was an English major and didn't know any computer programmers. — Jessica Livingston

Programmers are like magicians who fool everyone into thinking they are perfect and never wrong, but it's all an act. They make mistakes all the time. — Zed A. Shaw

Mentally mutilated potential programmers beyond hope of regeneration. — Edsger Dijkstra

The Internet's a driving force in the change from mass media to 'my media,' in which consumers will be their own programmers. — Jerry Yang

There are 2 to 3 million women programmers in the world. We need to see them more. — Megan Smith

Incorrect documentation is often worse than no documentation. — Bertrand Meyer

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. — Larry Wall

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers. — Larry Niven

In the beginning, there were Real Programmers. — Eric S. Raymond

It's not that Perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done. — Erik Naggum

Any fool can write a test that helps them today. Good programmers write tests that help the entire team in the future. — Anonymous

Note to self: Pasty-skinned programmers ought not stand in the Mojave desert for multiple hours. — John Carmack

There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them. — Dave Parnas

But I think the writers had their turn," she says, "and now it's programmers who get to upgrade the human operating system. — Robin Sloan

Prolific programmers contribute to certain disaster. — Niklaus Wirth

Once we were Programmers. Maybe our last best hope is a movie. — Erik Naggum