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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. — Bill Vaughan

Even by day they hung about, smoking the pipe of peace, and looking almost as if they wanted tit-bits to eat. They — J.M. Barrie

It is quite a three-pipe problem. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? — Arlo Guthrie

The tone is so important to a film, and that tone can really make something fall or succeed. — Charlize Theron

There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe. — Frederick Marryat

Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast. — Honore Daumier

Racists are not the pipe-smoking type, I thought to myself. — John Howard Griffin

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something. — Demetri Martin

When I make a joke, nobody gets injured ... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law. — Will Rogers

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe. — Bill Maher

Our world today is in the same condition, in total denial that God is real and angry with sinners. — Jonah Books

I'm a character actress. It doesn't mean I can't do leading roles; I don't think of myself as a leading lady. — Rena Sofer

So the heart be right, it is not matter which way the head lies — Walter Raleigh

What's in that pipe that he's smoking? — Arlo Guthrie

I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress. — Francis Jammes

Write or perish in the banality of mediocrity! — Thomas K. Matthews

A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man. — A.A. Milne

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe. — Hank Sauer

If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies. — Munia Khan

The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins. — Ben Jonson

When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image. — Bauvard

Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica. — Abraham Lincoln

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs. — Albert Einstein