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A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself — W.E.B. Du Bois

I was the best man at the wedding ... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? — Jerry Seinfeld

How soon this mightiness meets misery; And if you can be merry then, I'll say A man may weep upon his wedding-day. — William Shakespeare

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. — Maryon Pearson

What kind of a man thinks it's appropriate to give his soon- to-be bride a lethal weapon for a wedding present? — Victoria Laurie

Behind every clever man is an even cleverer woman. — Matshona Dhliwayo

This woman comes of her own free will out of love for this man. And with the support and love of her family. — Tracy Solheim

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. — Phyllis Diller

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. — Lord Byron

We are all so close. We are godfather to each others' kids. I was the best man at Jesus' wedding. — Juan Marichal

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening. — Marcel Achard

I remember seeing it on him the next day thinking that I never knew how sexy a wedding ring was on a man until it was my ring, until I put it there. — Taylor Jenkins Reid

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. — Helen Rowland

Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer. — Evan Esar

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

Never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring ... the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring — Jodi Picoult

I would advise no man to marry who is not likely to propagate understanding. — Samuel Johnson

I married a man who was as much a part of me as my own soul. — C.J. English

The fact that I am marrying the man of my dreams is all that matters. — Anna Bell

When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on. — Henry Fielding

The man who wants his wedding garments to suit him must allow plenty of time for the measure. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

How happy a thing were a wedding,
And a bedding,
If a man might purchase a wife
For a twelvemonth and a day — Thomas Flatman

No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out. — Oscar Wilde

Jody Hill, who I created 'Eastbound And Down' and 'Fist Foot Way' with, was my best man at my wedding. — Danny McBride

A man's perishing here, a man's vanishing from his own sight here, and can't control himself
what sort of wedding can there be! — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Somehow it just don't seem fitting for a man to spend his wedding night in a tree. — Jane Powell

The wedding day is perfect for the bride only if she is marrying the best man! — Toni Sorenson

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Robert Frost

Give a man a finger, he'll put a wedding ring on it! — Ljupka Cvetanova

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. — John Mayer

Cole should have known better. This man had probably tied down his wife and forced the wedding ring on her hand. He — Alessandra Torre

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss. — Evan Esar

Never trust a man who brings a hundred soldiers to a wedding — Sebastien De Castell

The real sin ma'am, in my mind lies in thinking of ever wedding with a man you don't love honest and true. — Thomas Hardy

Some women barter their bodies like whores with wedding bands. Some use sex like a sword. But some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. — Paula Wall

I'll follow this good man, and go with you;
And, having sworn truth, ever will be true. — William Shakespeare

What about me?" Wes snapped. "Don't I get a vote?"
Daniel shook his head. "She's willing and you're breathing. I pronounce you man and wife. — Jodi Thomas