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People have seen me fighting everything from 'Fast and Furious' to the IRS on Planned Parenthood to a host of things, Benghazi and others.
— Jason Chaffetz
The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight ...
Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo' life! — Ludacris
Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo' life! — Ludacris
1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS.
— Ron Paul
I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I
don't want to get audited by the IRS. — Jay Leno
don't want to get audited by the IRS. — Jay Leno
From the IRS standpoint, 15,000 new employees have to be added just to, you know, administer ObamaCare and look at the tax implications.
— Jeff Fitzgerald
If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.'
— Lyn Nofziger
I have often thought that the difference between a cult and a religion is an IRS ruling.
— Ron Barrier
Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
— Jay Leno
It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS.
— Jessica Savitch
With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying to eliminate the IRS by adopting a national retail sales tax is a very dumb idea.
— Bruce Bartlett
Huguette Clark has had her own tax liens - four times, the IRS has filed to collect taxes from her.
— Bill Dedman
Isn't it nice of the IRS to tell the media where to ambush me before they tell me that the U.S. Attorney is suing me?
— Cindy Sheehan
We've got the NSA getting logs of every call you make. The IRS is weaponized like Richard Nixon could only have dreamed of.
— Louie Gohmert
What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.
— Tracy Morgan
Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.
— Jay Leno
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list
— Milton Berle
Im sick and tired of politicians beating up on the IRS. We have the best and fairest tax-collection system in the world.
— Charles Rangel
I'd once overheard my daddy tell my momma that the six Winston boys had inherited their father's ability to charm snakes, the IRS, and women.
— Penny Reid
I should hex the IRS.
— Laura Oliva
I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS.
— Malcolm Forbes
Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.
— Diane Kelly
I have no evidence of any relationship between IRS and NSA.
— Barton Gellman
Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code!
— Harold H. Greene
IRS is very poorly equipped to make a distinction between what is a religion and what is not.
— Lawrence Wright
I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.
— Beano Cook
By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS, and replace them with nothing.
— Ron Paul
Never call your office while you're on vacation. That's always been one of my hard and fast rules.
— William Manchee
I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking.
— Janis Ian
When you come into the world you have nothing ... when you leave you have nothing ... and in between there's the IRS.
— Bob Thaves
The money was going to come and go, between a wife and the IRS. The thrill of beating the best field in golf is what will always stay with me.
— Calvin Peete
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
— Charles M. Schulz