Best Irs Quotes

People have seen me fighting everything from 'Fast and Furious' to the IRS on Planned Parenthood to a host of things, Benghazi and others. — Jason Chaffetz

The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight ...
Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo' life! — Ludacris

1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS. — Ron Paul

I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I
don't want to get audited by the IRS. — Jay Leno

From the IRS standpoint, 15,000 new employees have to be added just to, you know, administer ObamaCare and look at the tax implications. — Jeff Fitzgerald

If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.' — Lyn Nofziger

The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS. — Dr. Dre

I have often thought that the difference between a cult and a religion is an IRS ruling. — Ron Barrier

Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. — Jay Leno

It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS. — Jessica Savitch

With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying to eliminate the IRS by adopting a national retail sales tax is a very dumb idea. — Bruce Bartlett

Huguette Clark has had her own tax liens - four times, the IRS has filed to collect taxes from her. — Bill Dedman

Isn't it nice of the IRS to tell the media where to ambush me before they tell me that the U.S. Attorney is suing me? — Cindy Sheehan

We've got the NSA getting logs of every call you make. The IRS is weaponized like Richard Nixon could only have dreamed of. — Louie Gohmert

What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan

Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam. — Jay Leno

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list — Milton Berle

Im sick and tired of politicians beating up on the IRS. We have the best and fairest tax-collection system in the world. — Charles Rangel

I'd once overheard my daddy tell my momma that the six Winston boys had inherited their father's ability to charm snakes, the IRS, and women. — Penny Reid

I should hex the IRS. — Laura Oliva

I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS. — Malcolm Forbes

Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable. — Diane Kelly

I have no evidence of any relationship between IRS and NSA. — Barton Gellman

Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code! — Harold H. Greene

IRS is very poorly equipped to make a distinction between what is a religion and what is not. — Lawrence Wright

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century. — Beano Cook

By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS, and replace them with nothing. — Ron Paul

Never call your office while you're on vacation. That's always been one of my hard and fast rules. — William Manchee

I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking. — Janis Ian

When you come into the world you have nothing ... when you leave you have nothing ... and in between there's the IRS. — Bob Thaves

The money was going to come and go, between a wife and the IRS. The thrill of beating the best field in golf is what will always stay with me. — Calvin Peete

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. — Charles M. Schulz

The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of the IRS budget — Charles O. Rossotti

What do I need it for, millions of dollars? It just sounds like problems with the IRS to me. — Burt Shavitz