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You smoke?"
"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan
"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan
You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot.
— Christopher Titus
I don't have a smartphone... I have a very, very dumb phone. In fact, it's kind of an idiot
— Jennifer E. Smith
This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.
— David Weinberger
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
— Steven Wright
An optimist without realism is an idiot.
— Ben Tolosa
To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.
— Georges Courteline
Truthfully, she was the best thing in his life and he was a complete idiot if he let her walk away from him.
— Jill Shalvis
If you educate an idiot, you end up with an educated idiot.
— Robert Clarence Swanson
A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in laws, and an idiot thinks in words.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around.
— Lawrence Summers
The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.
— Christian Finnegan
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
— Jay Leno
You're like the cute version of the village idiot.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots.
— Basil Bunting
The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though I'll do my best. But you're right. We must rescue ourselves as best we can.
— D.H. Lawrence
Trying to show people how talented and bright you are is the best way to make an idiot of yourself, and we ended up doing that with flying colors.
— Paul Stanley
When i said nothing, the best thing that happened to me in three years left. Damn, i was an idiot.
— Katie McGarry
The world's best swordsman doesn't fear the second best; he fears the worst swordsman, because he can't predict what the idiot will do.
— David Weber
When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.
— Clive Owen
Nothing will make you look like an idiot faster than the fact that you don't know what you doing.
— Auliq Ice
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.
— Horace Mann
In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has a dirty sense of humor.
— Josh Gad
Cheesy lines like that will get you nowhere with me, but, by all means, keep them coming. You're so much easier to ignore when you're being an idiot.
— Kelly Oram
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot?
— Anne Rice
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
— Ambrose Bierce
Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.
— Tahereh Mafi
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
— George Bernard Shaw
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Anybody who believes Yelp is an idiot. Most people on Yelp have no idea what they're talking about.
— Ruth Reichl
Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.
— Donald Trump
There were valuable first editions of books in the enormous library, most of them had been scribbled in by some idiot named Will H.
— Cassandra Clare
Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell.
— Raheel Farooq
Jesus, look at that idiot!" Waters' exec muttered, and the citizen captain shook his head in disgust. Having
— David Weber
Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and just DO it. Be a "game changer" or get played like an idiot.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour