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Best Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Larry David: Give a guy a girlfriend and a great Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Zack Ryder: Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Donnell Rawlings: The better alternative to fighting a guy, go The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Megan Applegate: You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Anyone who says I would never hit a Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Vincent H. O'Neil: Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Linda Morris: Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Bree Despain: You really are one of a kind. I You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Stephanie Sigman: I personally think Prague is more romantic than I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman
Best Girlfriend Quotes By James Floyd: I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Anonymous: It was romance though that compelled me, not It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Tom DeLonge: I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Cara McKenna: Wouldn't it be a waste to not try Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked? — Cara McKenna
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Tony Sakalauskas: You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Steven Wright: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Elena Kincaid: A source told me that you don't do A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Jeffrey Eugenides: I went to church. It didn't help. In I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different. — Jeffrey Eugenides
Best Girlfriend Quotes By John Mellencamp: Want me to spend the night? Hey lover Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Greyson Chance: My fans are all my girlfriends My fans are all my girlfriends — Greyson Chance
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Frank Black: I listen to Neil Young and jazz and I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Frank Black
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Derek Sivers: Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. — Derek Sivers
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Mark Zero: And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Ron Childress: Alex has met them at the restaurant with Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. — Ron Childress
Best Girlfriend Quotes By David Lee Roth: Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing — David Lee Roth
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Alison Moyet: My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Carlos Ruiz Zafon: Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Croft M. Pentz: Happiness is when you see your husband's old Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Veronica Blade: You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Niall Horan: If I got a girlfriend, I'd feed her If I got a girlfriend, I'd feed her playfully all of the time. — Niall Horan
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Val Kilmer: My first girlfriend in high school, I had My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress. — Val Kilmer
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Timothy C. Ward: My first clue time travel could be possible My first clue time travel could be possible was in the barber's chair the day before my girlfriend's funeral. — Timothy C. Ward
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Andy Murray: My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best. — Andy Murray
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Anna Wintour: 'Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion 'Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend. — Anna Wintour
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Rachel Caine: You brought me grenades. You are officially the You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever. — Rachel Caine
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Jennifer Niven: Writing was what I did best, better than Writing was what I did best, better than being a daughter or girlfriend or sister. Writing was me. But now writing is one of the things I can't do. — Jennifer Niven
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Kamand Kojouri: Why is your skin the best feeling in Why is your skin the best feeling in the world? — Kamand Kojouri
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Tucker Max: Credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, Credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it better than you. — Tucker Max
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Crystal Woods: Quite often you drive me mad, but more Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is. — Crystal Woods
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Ben Kingsley: If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. — Ben Kingsley
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Kid Ink: In my position, I think the best thing In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved. — Kid Ink
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Jackie Warner: I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend. — Jackie Warner
Best Girlfriend Quotes By Joey Lauren Adams: I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. You know, the girlfriend role or the best friend role, and that wasn't enough for me. — Joey Lauren Adams