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Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.
— Regina Griffin
Women were tricky creatures under the best of circumstances. This was not the best of circumstances.
— Genevieve Dewey
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
— Paul Stanley
The best time to make friends isbefore you need them. — Ethel Barrymore
It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends.
— Behdad Sami
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
— Brendan Behan
They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce.
— Willie Pep
There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing.
— Keisha Buchanan
Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
— Sheeja Jose
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
— Jean Illsley Clarke
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, Morning breath!
— Melissa Aragon
As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.
— Dave Pirner
When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.
— Noel Fielding
Generosity is the best investment.
— Diane Von Furstenberg
These are the best things I've ever had in my mouth!
— Mora Early
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
— Tears For Fears
Fuck you.""Promise? — Carole Cummings
Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.
— Judith Chambers
A mother is the best friend God ever gave.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?
— Christian Slater
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
— Gloria Steinem
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
— Otto Von Bismarck
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
— George Burns
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
What I like best is a book that's at least funny once in awhile.
— J.D. Salinger
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.
— Claudia Gray
Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."
— Denis Leary
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
— Arthur C. Clarke
It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.
— Steve Coogan
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
— C.S. Lewis
That's funny. I've always liked Naomi's version of me the best. I'm always much more interesting when she talks about me.
— Rachel Cohn
Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.
— Eoin Colfer
The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.
— Kristen Callihan
The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and machetes.
— Brittany Cavallaro
I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.
— Daniel Tosh
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The human body is the best work of art.
— Jess C. Scott
I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
— James Tate
Nature itself is the best physician.
— Hippocrates
Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.
— Kiersten White
Indignation is often the best defense.
— Diane Capri
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.
— Miguel De Cervantes
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball.
— Magic Johnson
It is best one should quote what one doesn't understand at all in the language one knows the least
— Voltaire
Laughter is the best medicine
— Chase Soundly
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
— Helen Gurley Brown
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
— Phyllis Diller
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air.
— John Paxson
That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men
— Bill Engvall
Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.
— Stacey Marie Brown
To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so.
— Tom Althouse
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
— Peter Ustinov
Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts.
— Kirsten Miller
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