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In youth, before I waxe' d old, The blind boy,Venus' baby, For want of cunning made me bold, In bitter hive to grope for honey. — Edmund Spenser

Days are coloured bubbles that float upon the surface of fathomless nights. — Rabindranath Tagore

If I'd had any level of success last night, then I could justify my actions; as it was, I couldn't even fake being proud. — Kiera Cass

I do not hold with those who think it is all right to do whatever you want so long as it doesn't hurt anyone. Who's to be the judge of that? — Loretta Young

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about. — Andy Borowitz

Imprisoned peace sets the war free — Munia Khan

More importantly, the tweet was funny. Come on, it's funny. — George Takei

When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat. — Gwyneth Paltrow

Catcher in the Rye had a profound impact on me-the idea that we all have lots of dreams that are slowly being chipped away as we grow up. — Judd Nelson

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. — Sandra Chami Kassis

If you're alive, you're creative. — Patti Digh

Alan Alda is loved not because he's sensitive, but because he's successful and sensitive. — Warren Farrell

For something that is static, fixed, dead, there can be a way or a definite path; but not for anything that is moving and living. — Bruce Lee

A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. — Chic Murray

Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. — Carla H. Krueger

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. — Lance Armstrong

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays. — Ryan Lilly

Our mothers and fathers want change. They worked all of their lives, but today live in destitution. — Viktor Yushchenko