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Best Funny Diwali Quotes By Perrie Edwards: As much as I love food, I'd have

As much as I love food, I'd have to save my girls! — Perrie Edwards

Best Funny Diwali Quotes By John Ellison: Being held down and secured just made me

Being held down and secured just made me all the harder. I'll probably be speaking in tongues by the time this is over. — John Ellison

Best Funny Diwali Quotes By George Steinbrenner: If you don't have a hernia yet then

If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight! — George Steinbrenner

Best Funny Diwali Quotes By Joseph Laycock: An example of this is an urban legend

An example of this is an urban legend told in some gaming circles about a gazebo. — Joseph Laycock

Best Funny Diwali Quotes By Gail Porter: Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy

Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato. — Gail Porter

Best Funny Diwali Quotes By Karolyn Grimes: Everybody has some sorrow, worry, and everybody asks

Everybody has some sorrow, worry, and everybody asks God for help. — Karolyn Grimes

Best Funny Diwali Quotes By Louise Bourgeois: I don't watch TV. I don't use a

I don't watch TV. I don't use a computer, a fax or a cellphone. — Louise Bourgeois