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College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
— Natasha Leggero
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
Only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ...
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
It's interesting, because as a musician, I don't feel like I need to be on the top of the pop charts.
— Zooey Deschanel
It's odd that I'm a big name in America and not known in Britain.
— Marcus Buckingham
If you would go up high, then use your own legs! Do not get yourselves carried aloft; do not seat yourselves on other people's backs and heads!
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Honour thy error as a hidden intention.
— Brian Eno
You can change anything about yourself quite quickly. All you have to do is give up the belief system that says that it takes a long time to change.
— Robert Anthony
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
— W.C. Fields
Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.
— George Washington
Friendship is held to be the severest test of character. It is easy, we think, to be loyal to a family and clan, whose blood is in your own veins.
— Charles Eastman
It's the witching hour once more-When the Muse comes out to play.
He calls me through that magic door-
Where galaxies of worlds await! — Belle Whittington
All soul food is southern food, but not all southern food is soul food.
— Cassandra Harrell
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
