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I'd found people got uncomfortable quicker by my staying quiet while holding a deadpan stare.
— Keri Lake
We have to get you a haircut sometime today. You're starting to look like a sulky rock star."
"Well, I am a rock star," he said, deadpan — Thea Harrison
"Well, I am a rock star," he said, deadpan — Thea Harrison
You're not going to suck.'
'Not at the guitar, anyway,' Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. 'Ow. — Rachel Caine
'Not at the guitar, anyway,' Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. 'Ow. — Rachel Caine
Nice blouse, Sage," Adrian told me, deadpan. "It really brings out the khaki in your pants.
— Richelle Mead
Tybalt's what we call 'Cait Sidhe' - the fairy cats. Which explains the attitude. And the eyes."
"Meow," said Tybalt, deadpan. — Seanan McGuire
"Meow," said Tybalt, deadpan. — Seanan McGuire
There is no worse situation to be in than Oscar night. Not knowing whether you've won is completely draining.
— Nick Park
Look son, the Human Pig.
(shocked)Mother, y-you're inhuman!
(deadpan)Another animal could do this? — Larry Gonick
(shocked)Mother, y-you're inhuman!
(deadpan)Another animal could do this? — Larry Gonick
That was a hell of a thing.
— Engineer Fred Kwan Galaxy Quest
This world would be a better place if people did the right thing rather than just not breaking the law.
— Johnny Moscato
You don't believe I'm cute enough to rescue? he asked, deadpan.
— Lindsay Buroker
Adrian was completely deadpan. 'So. You're saying my sister is dressed like a prostitute.
— Richelle Mead
I have no social agenda with my work. I'm deadpan about it.
— Edward Ruscha
I don't know what to get Quinn for Christmas."
"You - in a bow." Nico said this deadpan. "Maybe forget the bow. — Penny Reid
"You - in a bow." Nico said this deadpan. "Maybe forget the bow. — Penny Reid
People have found her somber, but it is sometimes because her humor is so deadpan dry that it escapes many.
— Irin Carmon
Lyall's face went deadpan as he relayed the details, as those who are tortured or raped will become when they retell the pattern of abuse
— Gail Carriger
She felt Jay squeezing her hand with his. It was warm.
It made her feel safe and attached to the world. — Kimberly Derting
It made her feel safe and attached to the world. — Kimberly Derting
Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.
— Kim Harrison
My work is always very geometric.
— Bibhu Mohapatra
All the people saying mean things about me on the Internet are gonna be dead in four hundred and thirty-three days," she said, deadpan.
— Neal Stephenson
There's something about Vonnegut's deadpan irony that I really like. And I like Borges' puzzle structure.
— Ruth Ozeki
Use power wisely. If you search your heart, I think you will.
— Frederick Lenz
"God, you're a good kisser," he said. "Where'd you learn to do that?"
I sat up and flashed him a deadpan look. "Books," I said. — Eve Marie Mont
I sat up and flashed him a deadpan look. "Books," I said. — Eve Marie Mont
So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
— Patrick Warburton
When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I was just a comedienne.
— Aubrey Plaza