Best Cyanide And Happiness Quotes

He is sure that the Bailey he is now is closer to the Bailey he is supposed to be than the Bailey he had been before — Erin Morgenstern

The key to writing successful YA is to keep the adults out of the story as much as possible. — Beverly Cleary

I've had ups in my life, and I've had downs, but I've learned not to cry over spilled milk. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Men and women aren't too dissimilar. — Chris Evans

My mother was a housewife but she was also an artist. My father was an electrical engineer. — James Cameron

They were an indistinct blur of pastel and white uniforms, like chalk doodles on a sidewalk in the rain — Gabrielle Zevin

In your world the weak sell their souls a bit at a time" - Ketastrina — Lawrence Ambrose

Any man who has met with success, if he will be frank with himself, must admit that there has been a big element of fortune in the success. — Theodore Roosevelt

I think our chances are not looking great today but the only way to fail for me is just not to try. — Garry Kasparov

Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend. — Mac Davis

Any comparison between the military dictatorship and democracy can only come from those who does not value the Brazilian democracy. — Dilma Rousseff