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My cousin fell in love with a dom, so I checked into it to see if I needed to kill him before they got married.
— Cherise Sinclair
Joseph Conrad once said that a man who is born falls into a dream like a man who falls into the sea
— Joseph Conrad
Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin
— S.C. Stephens
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Like the fragrance of lavender, Love cannot be hidden either.
.... Sudipta Das in The Extra-Terrestrial Delivery — Sudipta Das
My sisters call him Slinky Simon.'Alec chuckled.
'It's only funny if he's not your cousin.'
'It's funny because it's true. — Julia Quinn
A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
— Dave Attell
I don't like candy bars. I eat the big rectangular bars. You know - anything between 85 and 50 percent cocoa.
— Andrew Luck
Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends.
— Harper Lee
The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house.
— Craig Brown
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Fearlessness is like a muscle. I know from my own life that the more I exercise it the more natural it becomes to not let my fears run me.
— Arianna Huffington
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Intuition becomes increasingly valuable in the new information society precisely because there is so much data.
— John Naisbitt
