Best Caitlin Moran Quotes

And, like all the best quests, in the end, I did it all for a girl: me. — Caitlin Moran

It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine. — Caitlin Moran

As a former ballerina, I can't put down Maggie Shipstead's new book, Astonish Me. — Caitlin Moran

People with no upper-body strength, who read poetry. These are my people. — Caitlin Moran

And of course, the deepest irony about the young being cynical is that they are the ones that need to move, and dance, and trust the most. — Caitlin Moran

Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde. — Caitlin Moran

I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. It's one of only three plans I have. — Caitlin Moran

There is no crueler or more inappropriate present to give a child than estrogen and a big pair of tits. — Caitlin Moran

The more scared children are, the tighter they hug you. — Caitlin Moran

I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious. — Caitlin Moran

Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful. — Caitlin Moran

I can't think of anything I hate more than a former punk - they are the most self-righteous people in the world. — Caitlin Moran

I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing. — Caitlin Moran

Come on, fellow breastkateers - we — Caitlin Moran

Anger is just fear, brought to the boil. — Caitlin Moran

The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry. — Caitlin Moran

The aphorism "If you want something done, ask a busy woman" is in direct acknowledgment of the efficiency boot camp parenthood puts you through. — Caitlin Moran

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit. — Caitlin Moran

The actual handbag is neither here nor there
it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing. — Caitlin Moran

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings. — Caitlin Moran

People get really scared when women reclaim words, talk about themselves honestly and also make jokes because it's a really unstoppable combination. — Caitlin Moran

I'm going to be the Beatles of kissing. — Caitlin Moran

It demeans a society to rely on random acts of mercy, Johanna. — Caitlin Moran

And I think: I could do this. Fuck writing a book about a fat girl and a dragon. I could be a music journalist, instead. — Caitlin Moran

Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being. — Caitlin Moran

I'm neither 'pro-women' nor 'anti-men'. I'm just 'Thumbs up for the six billion — Caitlin Moran

You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise — Caitlin Moran

Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes. — Caitlin Moran

He was bright, bright, bright, like a lantern above a pub door in November- he made you want to come in and never leave. — Caitlin Moran

Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate. — Caitlin Moran

Poor people can write. It's one of the few things poverty, and lack — Caitlin Moran

We were all wondering - could you stop the maracas — Caitlin Moran

A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution. — Caitlin Moran

But when women are asked when they're going to have children, there is, in actually, another darker, more pertinent question lying underneath it. — Caitlin Moran

Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about. — Caitlin Moran

I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too. — Caitlin Moran