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Best Bad Santa Quotes By Andrew Smith: Santa Claus is a lie but if you

Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means. — Andrew Smith

Best Bad Santa Quotes By James Pierrepont Greaves: Strive to realize a state of inward happiness,

Strive to realize a state of inward happiness, independent of circumstances. — James Pierrepont Greaves

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Kathleen Brooks: She felt like a woman on fire. Would

She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet? — Kathleen Brooks

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Alfie Kohn: Rewards usually improve performance only at extremely simple

Rewards usually improve performance only at extremely simple - indeed, mindless - tasks, and even then they improve only quantitative performance. — Alfie Kohn

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Leighton Meester: I think you have to know how you

I think you have to know how you feel when you're sad and it's healthy to mourn if a relationship ends. — Leighton Meester

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Malcolm Gladwell: [Norden] said, with the Mark 15 Norden bombsight,

[Norden] said, with the Mark 15 Norden bombsight, he could drop a bomb into a pickle barrel at 20,000 feet. — Malcolm Gladwell

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Francesco Totti: There is only one player who is doing

There is only one player who is doing things that I could never do - and that is Messi. — Francesco Totti

Best Bad Santa Quotes By George Carlin: The main reason Santa is so jolly is

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Linda Sunshine: More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. — Linda Sunshine

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Jane Hamilton: This was life, I supposed, running and running

This was life, I supposed, running and running and running, and realizing along the way that the phantom was getting closer. — Jane Hamilton

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Brett Kelly: Filming 'Bad Santa' was really where I learned

Filming 'Bad Santa' was really where I learned everything that I knew at that point about movies. That was really the first big thing that I had done. — Brett Kelly

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Andy Rooney: When there are starving people in the world,

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment. — Andy Rooney

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Hillary DePiano: MURRY: I believe in a lot of things.

MURRY: I believe in a lot of things. Santa Claus, magic, vampires, and even ghosts but I don't believe in luck. Good or bad. — Hillary DePiano

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Conrad Hilton: Charity is a supreme virtue, and the great

Charity is a supreme virtue, and the great channel through which the mercy of God is passed onto mankind. — Conrad Hilton

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Vincent Schiavelli: I met Milos in 1967. I was working

I met Milos in 1967. I was working on a student film. And there is Milos Forman. So that's how I met Milos. — Vincent Schiavelli

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Deyth Banger: Santa can't die, he punish bad people. Behave

Santa can't die, he punish bad people. Behave well and you won't punished! — Deyth Banger

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Haruki Murakami: I'm still sure we'll run across each other

I'm still sure we'll run across each other in some strange place years from now. — Haruki Murakami

Best Bad Santa Quotes By David Sedaris: I said that Santa no longer traffics in

I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things. — David Sedaris

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Spike Lee: I've always tried to - when I've been

I've always tried to - when I've been able to - support young artists, no matter what medium. — Spike Lee

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Vinnie Jones: There are a few YouTube clips of me

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am. — Vinnie Jones

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Stuart Francis: I don't like good kids being corrupted by

I don't like good kids being corrupted by bad ones, Santa never does".

The Santa Killer — Stuart Francis

Best Bad Santa Quotes By Gina Willner-Pardo: Some people never get farther than where they

Some people never get farther than where they start from, never find out what else there is, or ask questions, or get answers. — Gina Willner-Pardo