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Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I saw a monkey walking on a leash I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: You would be amazed by what you can You would be amazed by what you can give up, lose, or break, and yet still be a person who gets happy over brownies. Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: Didn't every new thing you did become a Didn't every new thing you did become a part of you, one of your bricks? Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: You cannot be a prisoner of your past You cannot be a prisoner of your past against your will. Because you can only live in the past inside your mind. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: And of course, the answer came to me And of course, the answer came to me in the same way Jesus comes to those who drink in trailers: as an epiphany. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: He continues to smile expectantly. I take a He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of-uniform Santa. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: You must hang onto the scraps of the You must hang onto the scraps of the bucking moment as if your sanity and life depended on it - because actually they do. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: My attraction had been immediate and profound. And My attraction had been immediate and profound. And it had nothing to do with the way he looked. My attraction was to what resided between his lines. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I will please shut the hell up the I will please shut the hell up the day you please drop the hell dead — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: So if you think the job really suits So if you think the job really suits you, be you. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: Your mind is like an unsafe neighborhood; don't Your mind is like an unsafe neighborhood; don't go there alone. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: You manufacture beauty with your mind You manufacture beauty with your mind — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: The best person you can be is the The best person you can be is the person you are when you are alone on a random Thursday. That's who you are. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal. Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I realized I'd only seen him at night I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: Because here is the truth: If you want Because here is the truth: If you want to have a chance at meeting somebody with whom you are genuinely compatible, never put your best foot forward. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: The most I would do was use the The most I would do was use the shadow tool in Photoshop to bring out the muscular rips in my stomach, which were honestly there. Beneath the fat. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: My mother is from Cairo, Georgia. This makes My mother is from Cairo, Georgia. This makes everything she says sound like it went through a curling iron. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: His laugh is made of porch swings and His laugh is made of porch swings and lemonade. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I really look at my childhood as being I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many different shapes. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: In spouse, I mostly hear "S.mouse," the name In spouse, I mostly hear "S.mouse," the name of Chris Lilley's blackface teenage rapper in Angry Boys. And — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: Nobody's trying to kill you, Deirdre. You're killing Nobody's trying to kill you, Deirdre. You're killing yourself. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: His laugh is made if porch swings and His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: If you hate life, you haven't seen enough If you hate life, you haven't seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and doesn't fit you. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I remember, no matter how impossible it seemed I remember, no matter how impossible it seemed that any given day would end, it always did. This one would, too. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I like it when she's shiny, like a I like it when she's shiny, like a star, like a guest on the Donnie and Marie Show. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: Loss creates a greater overall surface area within Loss creates a greater overall surface area within a person. You expand as a result of it. Though it may very well feel like the opposite. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I always tried to learn Greek, but all I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."] — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: But I am not here ironically; I am But I am not here ironically; I am here sincerely. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: Being an unhappy person does not mean you Being an unhappy person does not mean you must be sad or dark. You can be interested instead of happy. You can be fascinated instead of happy. — Augusten Burroughs
Best Augusten Burroughs Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: There are times in life when logic and There are times in life when logic and reason and probability must be recognized, but then ignored. — Augusten Burroughs