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I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.
— Augusten Burroughs
How could something have no end, and if it had no end exactly where did it leave us?
— Augusten Burroughs
You would be amazed by what you can give up, lose, or break, and yet still be a person who gets happy over brownies.
— Augusten Burroughs
It terrified me to consider: What if, as a grown-up, I craved another body beside me as still as this one? What then?
— Augusten Burroughs
Didn't every new thing you did become a part of you, one of your bricks?
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I discovered the bleeding when he licked my hand and left a swath of blood behind, death's autograph.
— Augusten Burroughs
You cannot be a prisoner of your past against your will. Because you can only live in the past inside your mind.
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And of course, the answer came to me in the same way Jesus comes to those who drink in trailers: as an epiphany.
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He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of-uniform Santa.
— Augusten Burroughs
You must hang onto the scraps of the bucking moment as if your sanity and life depended on it - because actually they do.
— Augusten Burroughs
My attraction had been immediate and profound. And it had nothing to do with the way he looked. My attraction was to what resided between his lines.
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I will please shut the hell up the day you please drop the hell dead
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So if you think the job really suits you, be you.
— Augusten Burroughs
Your mind is like an unsafe neighborhood; don't go there alone.
— Augusten Burroughs
You manufacture beauty with your mind
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The best person you can be is the person you are when you are alone on a random Thursday. That's who you are.
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Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal.
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I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend.
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Because here is the truth: If you want to have a chance at meeting somebody with whom you are genuinely compatible, never put your best foot forward.
— Augusten Burroughs
The most I would do was use the shadow tool in Photoshop to bring out the muscular rips in my stomach, which were honestly there. Beneath the fat.
— Augusten Burroughs
My mother is from Cairo, Georgia. This makes everything she says sound like it went through a curling iron.
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His laugh is made of porch swings and lemonade.
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I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many different shapes.
— Augusten Burroughs
In spouse, I mostly hear "S.mouse," the name of Chris Lilley's blackface teenage rapper in Angry Boys. And
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Nobody's trying to kill you, Deirdre. You're killing yourself.
— Augusten Burroughs
His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade
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If you hate life, you haven't seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and doesn't fit you.
— Augusten Burroughs
I remember, no matter how impossible it seemed that any given day would end, it always did. This one would, too.
— Augusten Burroughs
I like it when she's shiny, like a star, like a guest on the Donnie and Marie Show.
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Loss creates a greater overall surface area within a person. You expand as a result of it. Though it may very well feel like the opposite.
— Augusten Burroughs
I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."]
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But I am not here ironically; I am here sincerely.
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