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The only cities were of ice, bergs with cores of beryl, blue gems within white gems, that some said gave off an odor of almonds.
— Annie Proulx
When is a Beryl not a Beryl? 'When it's a Claudia,' he said.
— Stephen King
Wisdom is Awakening
The wise man wakes up and takes nothing for granted ~
even waking up. — Beryl Dov
The wise man wakes up and takes nothing for granted ~
even waking up. — Beryl Dov
Silence is never so impenetrable as when the whisper of steel on paper strives to pierce it.
— Beryl Markham
Jesus Christ, Is That A Puppet? [10w]
The Bible performed entirely by puppets would produce more converts. — Beryl Dov
The Bible performed entirely by puppets would produce more converts. — Beryl Dov
Santa's Little Helper
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis? — Beryl Dov
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis? — Beryl Dov
Truthful vs. Honest
To salvage our relationships we cannot always be truthful,
but we shouldn't be anything less than honest. — Beryl Dov
To salvage our relationships we cannot always be truthful,
but we shouldn't be anything less than honest. — Beryl Dov
Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best...
...artery clogger since Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese. — Beryl Dov
...artery clogger since Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese. — Beryl Dov
Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error?
— Beryl Markham
Africa is less a wilderness than a repository of primary and fundamental values, and less a barbaric land than an unfamiliar voice
— Beryl Markham
(Quoting her friend Tom Black on an amateur hunter's injury
Lion, rifles
and stupidity. — Beryl Markham
Lion, rifles
and stupidity. — Beryl Markham
Women are programmed to love completely, and men are programmed to spread it around. We are fools to think it's any different.
— Beryl Bainbridge
Telekinetic Poker Players
You can tell telekinetic poker-players are bluffing ~
they raise you. — Beryl Dov
You can tell telekinetic poker-players are bluffing ~
they raise you. — Beryl Dov
Each humid, tropic day is stillborn, and does not breathe, however lustily pregnant the night that gave it birth.
— Beryl Markham
Love in the Afterlife [10w]
Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.
This life, fuhgeddaboudit. — Beryl Dov
Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.
This life, fuhgeddaboudit. — Beryl Dov
I've never been put down by a man, unless I deserved it, and have never felt inferior,
— Beryl Bainbridge
The prize I value most was given to me 60 years ago. I was named the girl with the cleanest fingernails.
— Beryl Bainbridge
The vital accessories to my work are my reference books, such as the complete Shakespeare and a prayer book, and a large refuse bin.
— Beryl Bainbridge
Life had a different shape; it had new branches and some of the old branches were dead.
— Beryl Markham
Mom Memorial Haiku [1]
I feel my mom so
much alive in me that there's
not even room for me. — Beryl Dov
I feel my mom so
much alive in me that there's
not even room for me. — Beryl Dov
You never possess a cat; you are allowed to be in a cat's life, which, of course, is a privilege.
— Beryl Reid
Maine Haiku
"Winter don't matter
when there's steaming lobster and
girls are steaming hot. — Beryl Dov
"Winter don't matter
when there's steaming lobster and
girls are steaming hot. — Beryl Dov
Relationship Haiku
Friendship needs just two.
Hot relationships needs three.
But bitches can't count. — Beryl Dov
Friendship needs just two.
Hot relationships needs three.
But bitches can't count. — Beryl Dov
Obama Talks to Auto-Worker's Union [10w]
"We shall increase auto-industry employment
by using live crash-test dummies. — Beryl Dov
"We shall increase auto-industry employment
by using live crash-test dummies. — Beryl Dov
That's what makes death so hard
unsatisfied curiosity — Beryl Markham
unsatisfied curiosity — Beryl Markham
THE ADVENTURE OF THE BERYL CORONET
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Moments vs. Years
Life's too long when measured in years,
and too short when measured in moments. — Beryl Dov
Life's too long when measured in years,
and too short when measured in moments. — Beryl Dov
It's Too Late Now, You Fat Fuck [10w]
Death is nature's subtle hint
to cut down on carbs. — Beryl Dov
Death is nature's subtle hint
to cut down on carbs. — Beryl Dov
Grandma's Advice to Girls [10w]
Grandma's advice to girls:
Fuck the athlete;
marry the mathlete. — Beryl Dov
Grandma's advice to girls:
Fuck the athlete;
marry the mathlete. — Beryl Dov
Still, not to be English is hardly regarded as a fatal deficiency even by the English, though grave enough to warrant sympathy. — Beryl Markham
I think it's really important to create spiritual revolutionaries.
— Beryl Bender Birch
Boundary vs. Horizon
Our imagination is not a boundary, it's a horizon.
It moves with us and is therefore limitless. — Beryl Dov
Our imagination is not a boundary, it's a horizon.
It moves with us and is therefore limitless. — Beryl Dov
All the science of flying has been captured in the breadth of an instrument board, but not the religion of it.
— Beryl Markham
Nothing is so sad as the injustices of old age.
— Beryl Bainbridge
Depression is Genetic [10w]
Depression is genetic, specifically the product of another's cruel genetics. — Beryl Dov
Depression is genetic, specifically the product of another's cruel genetics. — Beryl Dov
Old Timer's Disease
The celebrity
with Alzheimer's
sued himself for writing his
unauthorized autobiography. — Beryl Dov
The celebrity
with Alzheimer's
sued himself for writing his
unauthorized autobiography. — Beryl Dov
How 'We' Assume the Throne [10w]
We've become royalty
when the first-person-singular leaps
into the first-person-plural. — Beryl Dov
We've become royalty
when the first-person-singular leaps
into the first-person-plural. — Beryl Dov
Familiar vs. Strange [10w]
The sexiest part of strangeness is its most familiar quality. — Beryl Dov
The sexiest part of strangeness is its most familiar quality. — Beryl Dov
Atop their gleaming backs the jockeys look like gaudy baubles, secured with strings. They bob up and down, they rise, lean forward, then settle again.
— Beryl Markham
McDonald's: I'm loving it!...
...because feeding my family healthy food is not worth more than $4. — Beryl Dov
...because feeding my family healthy food is not worth more than $4. — Beryl Dov
Emotions weren't like washing. There was no call to peg them out for all the world to view.
— Beryl Bainbridge
Practice means making an effort to keep your mind steady. Yoga is about learning to pay attention. That's what drives transformation.
— Beryl Bender Birch
The character of a dwelling, like that of a man, grows slowly.
— Beryl Markham
[I]t is no good anticipating regrets. Every tomorrow ought not to resemble every yesterday.
— Beryl Markham
If you are not living on the edge you are taking up too much space!
— Beryl Broekman
Multiple Dimensions of Love [10w]
Make time and space for the multiple dimensions of love. — Beryl Dov
Make time and space for the multiple dimensions of love. — Beryl Dov
Lourdes
Poetry is my Lourdes ~
a spiritual oasis where I come to heal
in the divine power of words. — Beryl Dov
Poetry is my Lourdes ~
a spiritual oasis where I come to heal
in the divine power of words. — Beryl Dov
Religion is Existential GPS
The mind needs religious myths to navigate the world,
or it gets lost in its own sterility. — Beryl Dov
The mind needs religious myths to navigate the world,
or it gets lost in its own sterility. — Beryl Dov
Mrs MacFarley called the valley the Glen. She called the light at early evening the gloaming. She liked to go Roaming in the Gloaming in the Glen.
— Beryl Bainbridge
Everything else you grow out of, but you never recover from childhood.
— Beryl Bainbridge
If a man has any greatness in him, it comes to light, not in one flamboyant hour, but in the ledger of his daily work.
— Beryl Markham
Choose Your Tears
If we cry over spilled milk,
what tears will be left over for spilled blood? — Beryl Dov
If we cry over spilled milk,
what tears will be left over for spilled blood? — Beryl Dov
The sun is as dispassionate as the hand of a man who greets you with his mind on other things.
— Beryl Markham
How to Score a Promotion [10w]
First make yourself irreplaceable,
then tell your boss you're leaving. — Beryl Dov
First make yourself irreplaceable,
then tell your boss you're leaving. — Beryl Dov
Separation of mind and body, that's been around since the Greeks.
— Beryl Bender Birch
I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Beryl.
— Derek Landy
(This place) presumed to be a town then, but was hardly more than a word under a tin roof.
— Beryl Markham