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The wise man wakes up and takes nothing for granted ~
even waking up. — Beryl Dov

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The Bible performed entirely by puppets would produce more converts. — Beryl Dov

Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis? — Beryl Dov

To salvage our relationships we cannot always be truthful,
but we shouldn't be anything less than honest. — Beryl Dov

...artery clogger since Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese. — Beryl Dov



Lion, rifles
and stupidity. — Beryl Markham


You can tell telekinetic poker-players are bluffing ~
they raise you. — Beryl Dov

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Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.
This life, fuhgeddaboudit. — Beryl Dov




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I feel my mom so
much alive in me that there's
not even room for me. — Beryl Dov


"Winter don't matter
when there's steaming lobster and
girls are steaming hot. — Beryl Dov

Friendship needs just two.
Hot relationships needs three.
But bitches can't count. — Beryl Dov
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"We shall increase auto-industry employment
by using live crash-test dummies. — Beryl Dov

unsatisfied curiosity — Beryl Markham


Life's too long when measured in years,
and too short when measured in moments. — Beryl Dov
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Death is nature's subtle hint
to cut down on carbs. — Beryl Dov
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Grandma's advice to girls:
Fuck the athlete;
marry the mathlete. — Beryl Dov

Still, not to be English is hardly regarded as a fatal deficiency even by the English, though grave enough to warrant sympathy. — Beryl Markham


Our imagination is not a boundary, it's a horizon.
It moves with us and is therefore limitless. — Beryl Dov


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Depression is genetic, specifically the product of another's cruel genetics. — Beryl Dov

The celebrity
with Alzheimer's
sued himself for writing his
unauthorized autobiography. — Beryl Dov
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We've become royalty
when the first-person-singular leaps
into the first-person-plural. — Beryl Dov
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The sexiest part of strangeness is its most familiar quality. — Beryl Dov


...because feeding my family healthy food is not worth more than $4. — Beryl Dov



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Make time and space for the multiple dimensions of love. — Beryl Dov

Poetry is my Lourdes ~
a spiritual oasis where I come to heal
in the divine power of words. — Beryl Dov

The mind needs religious myths to navigate the world,
or it gets lost in its own sterility. — Beryl Dov




If we cry over spilled milk,
what tears will be left over for spilled blood? — Beryl Dov

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First make yourself irreplaceable,
then tell your boss you're leaving. — Beryl Dov


