Being Humorous Quotes
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Being Humorous Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes being successful means pissing people off
— Philip Loyd
If you appeal to the crowd, either by being humorous or brutal or eccentric, you gain favor.
— Suzanne Collins
I may just be on the outskirts of being okay.
— Pawan Mishra
Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a month saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire".
— Cherise Sinclair
You've got an answer for everything... It's one of the side effects of being right all the time.
— Rachel Spangler
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
— Carroll Bryant
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.
— Dave Barry
Has there ever been an Inquisitor who didn't die a horrible death?" Simon wondered out loud. " It's like being the drummer in Spinal Tap.
— Cassandra Clare
Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said.
"Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever. — Red Tash
"Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever. — Red Tash
Nice try, mister, but being cute won't save you.
— C.J. Milbrandt
I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ...
— Hiroko Sakai
It's human nature to view life from our own reality.
This causes serious problems when a rescue mission is being led by the senile or insane. — Jaime Buckley
This causes serious problems when a rescue mission is being led by the senile or insane. — Jaime Buckley
But once more I say do as you please, for we women are born to this burden of being obedient to our husbands, though they be blockheads
— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
— Mike Harding
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
— Chuck Palahniuk
You are an old pig!'one of them said to the other. 'And that is worse than being a young one.
— Ivan Turgenev
I have no flaws, I'm perfect at being imperfect.
— Krystyna Faroe
I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me.
— Frank A. Clark
I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe ... but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?
— Rick Riordan
Of all the skills necessary for her work, what she was perhaps worst at was being polite to inanimate things.
— China Mieville
Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others
— Yana Toboso
Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.
— Woody Allen
Weird is just a side-effect of being awesome!
— Jean Gilbert
It paid to be cultured, just as long as you didn't start growing bacteria.
— Michael Lee West
Perhaps he was merely being friendly. Perhaps he saw the look on my face and mistook it for something else. Really what I wanted was the cigarette.
— Margaret Atwood
Searching through Monster while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.
— Crystal Woods
If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we'd rather be alive and have the bad image.
— Golda Meir
Though philosophers like to define poetry as irrational fancy, for us it is practical, humorous, reasonable way of being ourselves.
— Robert Graves