Milton Jones Quotes
Top 21 wise famous quotes and sayings by Milton Jones
Milton Jones Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.
As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids.
I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better
If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.