Milton Jones Quotes

Top 21 wise famous quotes and sayings by Milton Jones

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Milton Jones quotes: To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
Milton Jones quotes: I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better. I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.
Milton Jones quotes: I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs. I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
Milton Jones quotes: I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over. I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
Milton Jones quotes: A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic! A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!
Milton Jones quotes: If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation. If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.
Milton Jones quotes: My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better
Milton Jones quotes: The school had a big problem with drugs ... especially Class A. The school had a big problem with drugs ... especially Class A.
Milton Jones quotes: I've got a bit of Scottish Blood ... On my kitchen knife!! I've got a bit of Scottish Blood ... On my kitchen knife!!
Milton Jones quotes: I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels. I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.
Milton Jones quotes: When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony. When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.
Milton Jones quotes: Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so ... retired mermaids. Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so ... retired mermaids.
Milton Jones quotes: Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner. Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.
Milton Jones quotes: The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever. The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.
Milton Jones quotes: My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids. My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids.
Milton Jones quotes: As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye. As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.