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Beer O'clock Quotes & Sayings

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Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number? — Henry D. Spalding

None of your business. Go get me a beer. — Olivia Cunning

It smelled something like a keg of bad beer overturned in a mortician's storage room on a hot summer's day. — Scott Lynch

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx

Given the right set of circumstances, people could be happy everywhere and all the time. And these people actually do exist. In beer commercials. — Stephen Altrogge

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer. — Greg Norman

I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder. — Steve Wiebe

I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks. — John McCain

So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale. — Reginald De Koven

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

Beer or three. My nerves were still singing from the morning. — Gillian Flynn

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver! — John Green

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams — Compton Mackenzie

There had been vague threats and seductive hands and nachos and beer, but Oscar hadn't noticed an offer, per se. — Steve Himmer

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. — Henry Lawson

...root beer floats are the stuff that toasts are made of. — Sandra D. Bricker

Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education. — Thomas Hughes

There is no strong beer, just weak men — Dan Castellaneta

I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times. — Zakk Wylde

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. — Homer

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' — Shaquille O'Neal

I work until beer o'clock. — Stephen King

Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells. — Trevor O'Hoy

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober.
How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? — Daniel Dumile

Are we letting her drink beer again?"
"Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica. — Peter O'Toole

On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it. — Napoleon Bonaparte

There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer. — Tom Petty

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it. — Jerry Seinfeld

She watched as a beer truck lumbered by with a clink of quivering warm, wet promises. — William Peter Blatty

Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in. — Benny Bellamacina

Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. — Denis Hayes

But science is the collection of nature's answers; the humanities the collection of men's thoughts. — Gavin De Beer

I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play sports. — Nicolas Winding Refn

I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers. — Nick Offerman

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. — Ian Botham

In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power. — A.J.P. Taylor

I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too. — Billy Carter

They are all beer wasted. Which is different from bourbon wasted. Bourbon makes you mean and switches on your regret. — Lisa D'Amour

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no! — Hunter S. Thompson

You wanna beer?"
Jasper's brows shot up. "Seriously?"
"Fuck no," Layne replied. — Kristen Ashley

when life gives you lemons add beer — Letter String

I'm a big root beer guy. — Dylan O'Brien

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. — Jack Nicholson

Demagogue
a vessel containing beer and other liquids. — Mark Twain

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx