Useless Husband Quotes & Sayings
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My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes. —
Phyllis Diller

You do not find knowledge in a dictionary, only information. —
W. Edwards Deming

Repetition of the same thought or physical action develops into a habit which, repeated frequently enough, becomes an automatic reflex. —
Norman Vincent Peale

If you have two coats you have stolen one. We have no right to have more than we need when someone else has less than they need. —
Shane Claiborne

What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems. —
P.C. Cast

Who loves me will love my dog also. —
Bernard Of Clairvaux

You disregard God when you disregard His people —
Sunday Adelaja

Characters are the key to a good book. It took me several novels to comprehend that. —
Michael Morpurgo

The performances you have in your head are always much better than the performances on stage. —
Maggie Smith

When the worry about the baby crying ceases, the worry about the baby not breathing begins. —
Jonathan V. Last

Liars are the cause of all the sins and crimes in the world. —
Epictetus

Leadership grit begets grit. Lead by example. —
Bill Hybels