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What do soy beans and vibrators have in common? They're both meat substitutes. — Supervert

Beans are such a nice, neutral canvas, you can make a big, basic pot of them and then play around with them differently every day. — Crescent Dragonwagon

When your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans — Tom Waits

Having grown up in the Middle East, eating beans for breakfast always seemed like a bizarre British eccentricity. — Yotam Ottolenghi

I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans. — Bobby Darin

Sell your book like a can of beans & your readers will place the same value on it. — Stuart Aken

If the end is right, it justifies the beans! — Stephen Sondheim

I know I shouldn't feel guilty for being angry sometimes, or bitter" "Knowing something is beans. — Megan Hart

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. — Dean Koontz

Black beans and soy beans are the cornerstones of longevity diets around the world. — Dan Buettner

Money was invented for a reason. We've seen people try to use beans, etc. and it doesn't work. — Roelof Botha

I go for crunchy things - I like green beans, broccoli, asparagus, celery and carrots. I'm not a fruit eater, though. — Rico Rodriguez

I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was 'excuse me'. — Bauvard

Hunger makes hard beans sweet. — John Heywood

Therefore, wheat products elevate blood sugar levels more than virtually any other carbohydrate, from beans to candy bars. — William Davis

It is better to beAn old man's derling than a yong man's werling. — John Heywood

Red beans and ricely yours. — Louis Armstrong

The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts. — Lois Greiman

I come from a food family, so you would think that I would be great at making baked beans or something, but I'm not. — Kristian Bush

Repeat after me: pharma being shit does not mean magic beans cure cancer. — Ben Goldacre

For a quick, healthy meal that's also fun for kids, I serve fish tacos: soft tortillas, lettuce, tomatoes, black beans and brown rice. — Kim Raver

There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans. — Will Rogers

People were so cheap there ... they ate beans to save on bubble bath. — Daniel Wallace

Hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse') — Patton Oswalt

Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast! — Alex Kapranos

Beans are a roof over your stomach. — John Steinbeck

Eat more beans to produce more gas. — Evgeni Kostitsyn

Forget mung beans' reputation as healthy yet bland - used right, they soak up loads of flavour. — Yotam Ottolenghi

I'm Hispanic - don't mess around with my coffee. Leave my beans alone. — Liz Torres

You show me someone who'll eat lima beans without being at gunpoint, I'll show you a pervert! — Harlan Ellison

You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map. — John Lennon

The usefulness of cow-peas and soy-beans as human food has been recognized only recently in this country. — David F. Houston

Supposing everyone lived at one time what would they say. They would observe that stringing string beans is universal. — Gertrude Stein

I like beans. Lentils are beans, right? I love beans and rice. — Prince Fielder

For some strange reason, beans always fall off knives. — Basil Wolverton

At no other time has Nature concentrated such a wealth of valuable nourishment into such a small space as in the cocoa bean. — Alexander Von Humboldt

All small towns, scandal is always simmering on the back burner, like your Aunt Cindy's baked beans. — Stephen King

Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans. — Marcelene Cox

Whatever works, that's my philosophy. I don't care if it's magic beans or a prayer cloth dipped in the Jordan River. — Robert Ferrigno

I was eating beans by candle light for a decade. — Eric Andre

Cook things, eat them with other people. If you can tire your own bones while growing the beans, so much the better for you. — Kristin Kimball

Unlike baked beans, loaves of breads or Fuji apples, books once consumed, do not disappear. — John Sutherland

You take the best ingredients - the best cocoa beans - and you process them in the best traditional way, and you have the best chocolate. — Alain Ducasse

The great law of denial belongs to the powerful forces of life, whether the case be one of coolish baked beans, or an unrequited affection. — Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward

tamales with rice and beans - and — Kasie West

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. — Simon Cowell

No," Ray says. "He's getting paid in magic beans. Of course he's getting real money! — Wendy Mass

There was no way I was knocking on his door when I made my pizza or beans. No way in hell. In fact, I was moving the first chance I could get. — Kristen Ashley

Most men I do not meet at all, for they seem not to have time; they are busy about their beans. — Henry David Thoreau

Our vegetable garden is coming along well, with radishes and beans up, and we are less worried about revolution that we used to be. — E.B. White

So I'm standing there, holding a googly-eyed can of beans as it shakes and loudly farts the birthday song to me in a gas station. — Jenny Lawson

The beans are done when at least five of them taste tender and are cooked through. One bean can be a fucking liar so taste a few. — Thug Kitchen

I have made number mistakes - I have such bad number dyslexia that I can look at a number and see the wrong one. I can't remember them worth beans. — Sherwood Smith

Well, first of all," said the BFG, "human beans is not really believing in giants, is they? Human beans is not thinking we exist. — Roald Dahl

I need some Starbucks. What about you? (Cassandra)
Always game for java. Give me ground-up beans or give me death. (Katra) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear. — Aesop

to keep the Mimics away. He carried all-natural coffee beans you couldn't find — Hiroshi Sakurazaka

I am sure vegetarians must also account for a lot of gases. Look how many beans they eat. — Antony Worrall Thompson

You two fit like pork and beans. — P.G. Wodehouse

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest. — Wayne Rooney

If pale beans bubble for you in a red earthenware pot, you can often decline the dinners of sumptuous hosts. — Martial

Beans are a warm cloak against economic cold. — John Steinbeck

It's only some rice and beans Captain. It's not like I'm giving you Cara's hand in marriage. - Richard — Terry Goodkind

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume. — Al Yankovic

A society without firearms is, in the end, a society of dim-witted, collectivist bean farmers. — Vin Suprynowicz

Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. — Craig Stone

Affirmative action has a negative effect on our society when it means counting us like so many beans and dividing us into separate piles. — John Kasich

If there is one vegetable which is God-given, it is the haricot bean. — Jean-Henri Fabre

Hanson looked at me like I'd just claimed I could make a nuclear bomb out of laundry detergent, string, and a can of baked beans. — Marshall Thornton

My two great treats in life are baked beans and vanilla ice-cream. — Jonathan Dimbleby

The diet, to be healthy, has to be mostly fruits, vegetables, beans, nuts and seeds. — Joel Fuhrman

You stupid woman, if rationality were the criterion for things being allowed to exist, the world would be one gigantic field of soya beans! — Tom Stoppard

Occasionally a few bubbles would eructate to the surface like the ghosts of beans on bath night. — Terry Pratchett

I like to cook Puerto Rican food. That's what I grew up on: rice, beans, meat, some Italian-American food. I know my way around the kitchen. — Jennifer Lopez

You give me dyspepsia, Avaric. You and the beans we had at lunch. — Gregory Maguire

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot. — Ray Clemence

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans. — Bill Hicks

Three of the most beneficial, longevity promoting anti-cancer foods are green vegetables, beans, and onions. — Joel Fuhrman

The Moral is that gardeners pine, Whene'er no pods adorn the vine. Of all sad words experience gleans, The saddest are: It might have beans. — Guy Wetmore Carryl

Money is only money, beans tonight and steak tomorrow. So long as you can look yourself in the eye. — Meridel Le Sueur

My little girls can break my heart. They can make me cry just looking at them eating their string beans. — Barack Obama

I was determined to know beans. — Henry David Thoreau

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, Chocolate Frogs, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum and Fizzing Whizzbees. There — J.K. Rowling

Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended. — Theric Jepson

But since he stood for England And knew what England means, Unless you give him bacon You must not give him beans. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

The niftiest turn of phrase, the most elegant flight of rhetorical fancy, isn't worth beans next to a clear thought clearly expressed. — Jeff Greenfield

Mills & Boon and Harlequins are like colourful jelly beans, you can't get enough of... — Anne Ivory

with green beans and rice. — Charlaine Harris

What would angel lips taste like? Sunshine? Marshmallows? Or something altogether different? Maybe buttered-popcorn jelly beans. — Lisa M. Basso

Some Argentines, without means, do it, People say, in Boston , even beans do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love . — Cole Porter

I'll eat anything. I love food in general. I love traditional Mexican, carne asada. Just meat, beans, rice, and some good salsa. — Becky G

She places the orders for cases of frozen meat, huge cans of wax beans. She makes sure they stay — Jennifer McMahon

I have a Vision of the Future, chum. The workers flats in fields of soya beans tower up like silver pencils, score on score. — John Betjeman

The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so hard his kids will be born crooked. — Amie Kaufman

90 percent of the corn and cotton and 93 percent of the soy-beans planted in the U.S. last year were genetically modified. — Anonymous

Lima beans, watermelons, potatoes, eggplants, and cabbages are among the many other familiar crops whose wild ancestors were bitter or poisonous, and — Jared Diamond

Meanwhile my beans, the length of whose rows, added together, was seven miles already planted, were impatient to be hoed, — Henry David Thoreau

All the well-meaning advice in the world won't amount to a hill of beans if we're not even addressing the real problem. — Stephen R. Covey

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti — Thomas Harris

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot. — Stephen King