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I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife. Who could ask for anything more? — John Lennon

You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra

She would but be repaid by my taking her to wife, and that I could not grant her, for love cometh of the heart and mot by constraint. — Rupert S. Holland

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life. — Homer

I never wanted to be a trophy wife. I wanted to make it on my own. I didn't want to depend on a man. — Mamie Van Doren

Trying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife. — J.I. Packer

If she lives, she shall be my wedded wife. If she dies
mother, I can't speak of what I shall feel if she dies. His voice was choked in his throat. — Elizabeth Gaskell

I have a great wife and it's very easy to be romantic because it makes her happy and then my life is so much better when she's happy. — Nicholas Sparks

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy. — Stephan Pastis

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer. — Rodney Dangerfield

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops! — Marc Anthony

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical. — Jerry Seinfeld

My wife gets asked all the time, 'Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?' She's like, 'Hey, he's not yelling and screaming at me!' — Steve Wilkos

I love you and I want you to be my wife — Georgia Cates

Whom she will be my next wife, will marry my attorney on paper and marry me on the bed. — Hf

My wife and kids are the constituents I will be serving long after my days in Springfield are a distant memory. — Peter Roskam

My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him start a campaign.' — Joe Scarborough

Speak of my future wife in anything but the most reverent of tones again, and it will be pistols at dawn. — Sabrina Jeffries

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. — Woody Allen

My wife determined that my genius should prevail, and that my final success as an ornithologist should be triumphant. — John James Audubon

One might say I have decided to marry the silence of the forest. The sweet dark warmth of the whole world will have to be my wife. — Thomas Merton

Now, I am thrilled to be a wife and mother, and I hope to be as good of a mother as my own mother, Carole. — Kristi Yamaguchi

My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son. — John Slattery

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there. — Andrew Jackson

My wife once said that if men had to worry about who was going to clean up the mess, there'd be a lot less violence in the world. — Donna Ball

I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that'd be. — Robert Downey Jr.

We live in a flat; my wife would be happy if we had a house with stairs. Or a little cottage in the country. — Fergus Henderson

you will not be master of my body & my property — Geoffrey Chaucer

I want my ex-wife and children to be happy. — Scott Weiland

Do you realize how many kids I'll be raising if all my friends and my brother and his wife all die in a tragic cruise ship disaster? — Mary Calmes

I wont let a wife lead me to the altar. [I will not have a wife that shall be my master.] — Martial

I don't make vows I don't intend to keep. Will you bind yourself to me tonight? Will you be my wife? — Ellen Connor

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark — Rodney Dangerfield

The thing that is my main focus is my family. More than anything, I want to be a good husband to my wife and a good father to my kids. — Rex Hudler

My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss. — Don Rickles

I feel like a divorced wife once my book is published and has left me, and hate to be brought back into intimate contact! — Freya Stark

You can believe I took you to be my wife. To honor, respect and protect, for all the days of our life. — Mira Lyn Kelly

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky. — Anton Chekhov

I wouldn't be caught dead marring a woman old enough to be my wife. — Tony Curtis

Would you be so obliging as to tell me whose house this is?' "'Mine,' said the burglar, 'May I present you to my wife? — G.K. Chesterton

Success, and even life itself, wouldn't be worth anything if I didn't have my wife and children by my side. They mean everything to me. — Jude Law

I went from my mother to my wife. And to this day, I can't bear to be alone. — Dick Van Dyke

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. — Cathy Guisewite

I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'. — Dick Armey

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse

In my life as a wife and mother, I'm always conscious of my desire to be present. — Dani Shapiro

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. — Rodney Dangerfield

I see a lot of marriages crash and burn around me and my wife. I've always been curious about how hard it is to love well and be loved. — Andre Dubus

Sweet doctor, you shall be my bedfellow. When I'm not there, you can sleep with my wife. — William Shakespeare

It does not matter how strong you are. You are to be my wife, and I will not have the woman I love put herself at risk. Ever. — S.T. Bende

When I play stuff for my wife she'll be like, "No, not that song. No way." — Walter Martin

When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it. — Richie Benaud

My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be. — John Kruk

Will you be my wife forever? Here and now and beyond all of this? — Julianna Baggott

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?" — Buddy Hackett

The simple fact is that only if I love Jesus more than my wife will I be able to serve her needs ahead of my own. — Timothy Keller

My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities. — Nick Offerman

I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... — Dashiell Hammett

I can't wait to be a mom and a wife, and explore that phase of life. And also see how it affects and influences my song writing and creativity. — Tristan Prettyman

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought". — Robert Menzies

I have in my mind's eye an image of what a perfect mother and wife should be; and in her whom I must call "Mother" I find no trace of that image. — Anne Frank

How foolish it is for me to be completely honest with my wife about my shortcomings, but try to fool God! — Francis Chan

My wife and I use a lot of garlic and rosemary with roast lamb. It has to be New Zealand lamb. The domestic variety is too gamy, in my experience. — Alfred Molina

My dear Mr. Bennet," replied his wife, "how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of his marrying one of them. — Jane Austen

Perry Palomino, kiddo, baby - will you be my wife? — Karina Halle

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth. — Ian Holloway

I will stay. I chose you because i dont see a troubled crazy person i see a beautiful girl with potential and future. A person that could be my wife — Tyler Knox

So...will you be my wife?"...
"I'd love to be your wife. Where should we take our honeymoon? — Terry Spear

I bequeath all my property to my wife on the condition that she remarry immediately. Then there will be at least one man to regret my death. — Heinrich Heine

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around. — Jonathan Tucker

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa. — Alton Brown

I love you more than anything in this world. And if I'm ever lucky enough to get you to be my wife, there's no way in hell I'm letting you go. — Allie Everhart

My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital. — Chris Bohjalian

My husband and my children inspire me on a daily basis to be the best wife, mom, and woman I can be. — Candace Cameron

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. — Warren Beatty

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow. — Sacha Guitry

The damning tho't stuck in my throat and cut me like a knife, That she, whom all my life I'd loved, should be another's wife. — Henry Glassford Bell

I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely. — George Lopez

It stayed there because, honey, I've never stopped loving you. In my heart, you are my wife and always will be. ~Carlos & Maddie — Bernadette Marie

The only thing I've ever wanted in my life is to be a mom and a wife. — Missy Peregrym

Am I a frustrated performer? My wife would say I am! I guess there has to be something of the performer in you if you build a global business. — Lloyd Dorfman

An arrow isn't the only thing I shoot straight. If you ever come near my wife, you'll be hauled off in a body bag. — Lucy McConnell

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign — Woody Allen

I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it's tobacco, then let it be tobacco. — Anton Chekhov

I want my next girlfriend to be my wife. — Daniel Matsunaga

My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for. — Tom Bosley

I want to make my music and be a happy woman, a good wife, a good mom and one day hopefully have a child of my own. — LeAnn Rimes

New York is a great place to be if you want to make an impact and be involved in charities or philanthropic organizations like my wife and I are. — Justin Tuck

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. — Tony Curtis

If it looks to good to be true, then it wasn't cooked by my wife. — Ian Sputnik

I would love to be a mum if I'm blessed to have children. My wife and I have those plans. — Abby Wambach

You're my hope for the future and my call to be a better man and I do hope one day you'll be my wife. — Noelle Adams

So, want to be my sister wife? — Tijan

My love, one day, you are going to be my wife. — Kenya Wright

You've got the right of it. My wife. . . my duchess, she must be beyond reproach. We can never be in the gossips' stews. — Eva Devon

I love you," he said. "I love you more than any other creature, because you are cruel, and kind, and alive. Nyx Triskelion, will you be my wife? — Rosamund Hodge

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name! — Scott Steiner

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did — Henny Youngman

When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of them.' — Les Dawson