Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer. ...

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer. (Rodney Dangerfield)

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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.