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Holy fucking Batman there's a panther in my bed.
— Tricia Sullivan
I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
— Aisha Tyler
A gun is a coward's weapon. A liar's weapon.We kill.. too often.. because we've made it easy.. too easy.. sparing ourselves the mess.. and the work..
— Frank Miller
I always claimed I became the Batman to fight crime. That was a lie. I did it to overcome the fear.
— Jim Starlin
Now it's my turn," Riley said. "What's your first name? Where'd you grow up? Who's your favorite Batman?
— Janet Evanovich
I wasn't as big a comic book aficionado as some of my friends, but I definitely had some Batman comics.
— Robin Lord Taylor
Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!"
Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile! — Kevin Hearne
Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile! — Kevin Hearne
Min hadn't just played the "friend" card - she'd dressed it up in all kinds of cool Batman imagery. Gunnar and I were powerless to resist.
— Brent Hartinger
I am so sick of you pulling this Batman shit on me!
— Courtney Allison Moulton
Batman is easily my most favorite character beside Spawn.
— Todd McFarlane
I remember the dark days when, thanks to 1966's 'Batman' with Adam West, comics were considered the ugly stepchild of popular culture.
— Marc Guggenheim
A father's love can be a terrible thing
— Jeph Loeb
I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.
— Dan Quayle
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: Flatman and Ribbon!
— Johnny B. Laughing
I won't kill you but I don't have to save you.
— Christian Bale
Batman was human. He had no powers. He stood next to Gods and said, I handle my city.
— Scott Snyder
Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that fucker Shrek tried to fuck my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins.
— David Louden
I am planning a one-man art show of original Batman oil paintings that I will show in New York City.
— Bob Kane
I made a promise to my parents that I would rid the city of the evil that took their lives.
— Jeph Loeb
When the Batman TV series was taken to the silver screen, one of America's favourite sweethearts would don the mask and claws of Catwoman.
— Eartha Kitt
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
— Alan Moore
Batman's a scientist.
— Matt Groening
I want to be a superhero, I want to be Spider-Man or Batman. Will you let me know if you have any connections? Let's make it happen.
— Stephan James
Batman doesn't have any superpowers. He's not superhuman. He's not super. So therefore he can't be a superhero.
— Craig Silvey
Batman has an impeccable moral compass, he's clever and mysterious, and when fucktards get sassy, he punches them in the face.
— Kevin Smith
When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options.
— Jerry Seinfeld
He had a body like batman
— Janet Evanovich
I really liked the design of Batman. I liked the concept. There's a lot more you can do with Batman than most other superheroes.
— Chip Kidd
I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work.
— Rush Limbaugh
And I did Batman, too. I did Mr. Freeze. I get more mail for him than anything I've ever done.
— Eli Wallach
My style hero was' Batman.' Now it's Tony Stark.
— Pharrell Williams
I think about it, and I realize there's been some version of a Batman or Spiderman or Superman franchise since I was a boy, since before I was a boy.
— Clark Gregg
My favourite superhero is obviously Batman because he's the sexiest. But I can't imagine myself as Batman.
— Jamie Bell
I will miss the Batman. I like to think that he'll miss me, but he's never been particularly sentimental.
— Christopher Nolan
Lead the way Batman." "Batman?" She winked. "Your Mom's a wealth of information. "Aww fuck." Seriously? She'd been here for what, sixty seconds?
— Kim Carmody
For God's sake, could sombody please get Batman a lozenge!
— Chris Robertson
I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you?
— Lewis Black
I requested off this damn night shift four times now. Barbara needs me. Barbara and little James. So I hope it's boy, so what?
— Frank Miller
So it's possible I might be dating Batman.
— John Goode
A gun is a liar's weapon
— Frank Miller
My favourite superhero? I have a soft spot for Batman, because he doesn't have any super powers - he's just a person. And he's pretty dark.
— Peter Dinklage
Superman is not as innately cool as Batman.
— David S.Goyer
I guess my inspiration is this - I like to pretend that every story that ever happened to 'Batman' was real and is part of this one guy's life.
— Grant Morrison
I watch 'Batman & Robin' from time to time. It's the worst movie I ever made, so it's a good lesson in humility.
— George Clooney
When you have a Green Lantern mixing with a foil like Batman, you get scenes that are comic-book history. There's the epicness of it all.
— Jim Lee
Ever since I was a little kid, I told my mom that I want to go to Hollywood and make a 'Batman' movie.
— David S.Goyer
You don't get it son. This isn't a mudhole, it's an operating table and I am the surgeon.
-Batman — Frank Miller
-Batman — Frank Miller
He's a hero!" I scoffed. "Apparently there's Batman, Wonder Woman, and Greg Heyward. He's replacing Superman in the Holy Trinity.
— Sean Kennedy
Batman: You can't build a better world by killing criminals--it bankrupts your soul and society's by reinforcing the same cycle of violence.
— Peter J. Tomasi
'Batman Returns' was a huge movie and one of my favorites growing up. It's incredible.
— Robin Lord Taylor
No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache.
— Dan Slott
And if there's one thing I've always been sure of, it's that Batman will need a Robin, and Robin will need a Batman.
— Peter J. Tomasi
Honestly, I wasn't familiar with the whole DC comics world and the Batman world before I was part of 'Gotham.'
— Camren Bicondova
A fat Reichian wife screeching over potatoes Get a job!
And five nose running brats in love with Batman — Gregory Corso
And five nose running brats in love with Batman — Gregory Corso
Michelle Pfeiffer in Tim Burton's 'Batman' was one of the most inspiring - I saw that and I was like, 'I want to be her, I want to do that.'
— Anne Hathaway
I look at myself as the 'Batman' of track
a vigilante. You may not like me, but I'm needed. — Justin Gatlin
a vigilante. You may not like me, but I'm needed. — Justin Gatlin
If Bill Finger created Batman, where is Bill Finger's byline on my strip? It is conspicuous by its absence.
— Bob Kane
I live in a small apartment. There's only so much Batman memorabilia a guy can hang on to in New York City.
— Robin Lord Taylor
Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.
— Coolio
Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt.
— Ilona Andrews
What can you do with a character who responds to everything by either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing Spray ... then punching it?
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Finding out with Ranger is a whole different deal than finding out with Lula. Lula and I are Lucy Ricardo and Ethel Mertz. Ranger is Batman.
— Janet Evanovich
Holy ppm, Batman!
— Scott Kennedy
I naturally gravitate to darker characters. Gotham. Batman's suit. It's all dark; he's very interesting. It all comes from his builds and guts.
— David Finch
I look at the Christian Bale movies, the 'Batman' films, and that shows you that superhero movies don't just have to be about men in tights.
— James McAvoy
Whether it's Batman, Superman, Watchmen, the 300 story, we just make stuff that I want to see.
— Thomas Tull
You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman.
— Neil Gaiman
What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?"
"A sparrow with a machine gun."
"Or course — Batman Memes
"A sparrow with a machine gun."
"Or course — Batman Memes
As much as I enjoy seeing other guys do the superhero approach to the Batman universe, personally my own vision falls a bit left of center.
— Lee Bermejo
Thor - the Batman or James Bond of the gods - has once again conquered the forces of evil.
— Jostein Gaarder
Holy Hawt Chemisty, Batman!
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Holy hotness, Batman.
— Penny Reid
Too bad I can't afford to patent it.
I can make a fortune.
But again,I have a fortune.
-Batman, Year One comic. — Frank Miller
I can make a fortune.
But again,I have a fortune.
-Batman, Year One comic. — Frank Miller
Maybe that's what Batman is about. Not winning. But failing, and getting back up. Knowing he'll fail, fail a thousand times, but still won't give up
— Scott Snyder
I am the least qualified person to comment on anyone playing the role of Batman since I so terribly destroyed the part,
— George Clooney
Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel.
— Janeane Garofalo
I don't believe that there's a good guy and a bad guy. Unless it's like Superman or Batman, there is no good guy and bad guy.
— Blake Lively
My whole life, I heard, 'Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.' It's all I heard throughout elementary school.
— Robin Lord Taylor
Forget Batman: when I really thought about what I wanted to be when I grew up, I wanted to be my dad.
— Paul Asay
I have not seen "Batman v Superman," unfortunately. It hasn't been on the plane, as I've been flying a lot.
— Nicolas Winding Refn
Most of the things that "everybody knows" are wrong. The rest are merely unreliable.
Batman — Neil Gaiman
Batman — Neil Gaiman
The great thing about Batman and Superman, in truth, is that they are literally transcendent. They are better than most of the stories they are in.
— Neil Gaiman
I think I would play Batman. I love Batman.
— Kodi Smit-McPhee