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Holy fucking Batman there's a panther in my bed. — Tricia Sullivan

I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic. — Aisha Tyler

A gun is a coward's weapon. A liar's weapon.We kill.. too often.. because we've made it easy.. too easy.. sparing ourselves the mess.. and the work.. — Frank Miller

I always claimed I became the Batman to fight crime. That was a lie. I did it to overcome the fear. — Jim Starlin

We really lived, ate, drank and slept Batman - ideas, characters and stories. — Jerry Robinson

Now it's my turn," Riley said. "What's your first name? Where'd you grow up? Who's your favorite Batman? — Janet Evanovich

I wasn't as big a comic book aficionado as some of my friends, but I definitely had some Batman comics. — Robin Lord Taylor

Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!"
Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile! — Kevin Hearne

Min hadn't just played the "friend" card - she'd dressed it up in all kinds of cool Batman imagery. Gunnar and I were powerless to resist. — Brent Hartinger

I am so sick of you pulling this Batman shit on me! — Courtney Allison Moulton

Batman is easily my most favorite character beside Spawn. — Todd McFarlane

It is not who you are underneath; it is what you do that defines you — David S.Goyer

I remember the dark days when, thanks to 1966's 'Batman' with Adam West, comics were considered the ugly stepchild of popular culture. — Marc Guggenheim

A father's love can be a terrible thing — Jeph Loeb

I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. — Dan Quayle

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: Flatman and Ribbon! — Johnny B. Laughing

I won't kill you but I don't have to save you. — Christian Bale

I offered them Utopia, but they fought for the right to live in Hell. — Mark Millar

It is always dangerous when your enemy has a sense of humor. Ask Batman. — Ian McDonald

Batman was human. He had no powers. He stood next to Gods and said, I handle my city. — Scott Snyder

Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that fucker Shrek tried to fuck my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins. — David Louden

I am planning a one-man art show of original Batman oil paintings that I will show in New York City. — Bob Kane

I made a promise to my parents that I would rid the city of the evil that took their lives. — Jeph Loeb

My dream job is to be the Robin to Anderson Cooper's Batman. — Sophia Bush

When the Batman TV series was taken to the silver screen, one of America's favourite sweethearts would don the mask and claws of Catwoman. — Eartha Kitt

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. — Alan Moore

Batman's a scientist. — Matt Groening

I want to be a superhero, I want to be Spider-Man or Batman. Will you let me know if you have any connections? Let's make it happen. — Stephan James

Batman doesn't have any superpowers. He's not superhuman. He's not super. So therefore he can't be a superhero. — Craig Silvey

Batman has an impeccable moral compass, he's clever and mysterious, and when fucktards get sassy, he punches them in the face. — Kevin Smith

When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options. — Jerry Seinfeld

He had a body like batman — Janet Evanovich

I really liked the design of Batman. I liked the concept. There's a lot more you can do with Batman than most other superheroes. — Chip Kidd

I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work. — Rush Limbaugh

How can two people hate so much without knowing each other? — Alan Moore

And I did Batman, too. I did Mr. Freeze. I get more mail for him than anything I've ever done. — Eli Wallach

My style hero was' Batman.' Now it's Tony Stark. — Pharrell Williams

I'm very interested in Ben Affleck as Batman. I actually think he's a great choice. — Robbie Amell

I think about it, and I realize there's been some version of a Batman or Spiderman or Superman franchise since I was a boy, since before I was a boy. — Clark Gregg

My favourite superhero is obviously Batman because he's the sexiest. But I can't imagine myself as Batman. — Jamie Bell

I will miss the Batman. I like to think that he'll miss me, but he's never been particularly sentimental. — Christopher Nolan

Lead the way Batman." "Batman?" She winked. "Your Mom's a wealth of information. "Aww fuck." Seriously? She'd been here for what, sixty seconds? — Kim Carmody

For God's sake, could sombody please get Batman a lozenge! — Chris Robertson

I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you? — Lewis Black

I requested off this damn night shift four times now. Barbara needs me. Barbara and little James. So I hope it's boy, so what? — Frank Miller

So it's possible I might be dating Batman. — John Goode

A gun is a liar's weapon — Frank Miller

It's much easier to make a Superman or Batman film than a Green Lantern film. — Martin Campbell

My favourite superhero? I have a soft spot for Batman, because he doesn't have any super powers - he's just a person. And he's pretty dark. — Peter Dinklage

Superman is not as innately cool as Batman. — David S.Goyer

I guess my inspiration is this - I like to pretend that every story that ever happened to 'Batman' was real and is part of this one guy's life. — Grant Morrison

I watch 'Batman & Robin' from time to time. It's the worst movie I ever made, so it's a good lesson in humility. — George Clooney

When you have a Green Lantern mixing with a foil like Batman, you get scenes that are comic-book history. There's the epicness of it all. — Jim Lee

Ever since I was a little kid, I told my mom that I want to go to Hollywood and make a 'Batman' movie. — David S.Goyer

It's all up to you, kid. The dinosaurs are dying out. Become a Bird ... — Scott Snyder

You don't get it son. This isn't a mudhole, it's an operating table and I am the surgeon.
-Batman — Frank Miller

He's a hero!" I scoffed. "Apparently there's Batman, Wonder Woman, and Greg Heyward. He's replacing Superman in the Holy Trinity. — Sean Kennedy

Batman: You can't build a better world by killing criminals--it bankrupts your soul and society's by reinforcing the same cycle of violence. — Peter J. Tomasi

'Batman Returns' was a huge movie and one of my favorites growing up. It's incredible. — Robin Lord Taylor

No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache. — Dan Slott

And if there's one thing I've always been sure of, it's that Batman will need a Robin, and Robin will need a Batman. — Peter J. Tomasi

I think Batman has the Wolverine problem. I think he's overexposed. — Greg Rucka

Hades was the personification of dark and dangerous
a living, breathing Batman. — P.C. Cast

Honestly, I wasn't familiar with the whole DC comics world and the Batman world before I was part of 'Gotham.' — Camren Bicondova

A fat Reichian wife screeching over potatoes Get a job!
And five nose running brats in love with Batman — Gregory Corso

It isn't possible to smile too much, odd one."
"Did you ever see the Joker in Batman? — Dean Koontz

Michelle Pfeiffer in Tim Burton's 'Batman' was one of the most inspiring - I saw that and I was like, 'I want to be her, I want to do that.' — Anne Hathaway

I look at myself as the 'Batman' of track
a vigilante. You may not like me, but I'm needed. — Justin Gatlin

I'd rather do 'She's So Lovely' that John Cassavetes wrote versus doing 'Batman.' — Robin Wright

If Bill Finger created Batman, where is Bill Finger's byline on my strip? It is conspicuous by its absence. — Bob Kane

I live in a small apartment. There's only so much Batman memorabilia a guy can hang on to in New York City. — Robin Lord Taylor

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger. — Coolio

Then I reminded myself that all intelligent children suffer bad dreams. — Grant Morrison

Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt. — Ilona Andrews

What can you do with a character who responds to everything by either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing Spray ... then punching it? — Yahtzee Croshaw

Finding out with Ranger is a whole different deal than finding out with Lula. Lula and I are Lucy Ricardo and Ethel Mertz. Ranger is Batman. — Janet Evanovich

Holy ppm, Batman! — Scott Kennedy

I naturally gravitate to darker characters. Gotham. Batman's suit. It's all dark; he's very interesting. It all comes from his builds and guts. — David Finch

I look at the Christian Bale movies, the 'Batman' films, and that shows you that superhero movies don't just have to be about men in tights. — James McAvoy

Whether it's Batman, Superman, Watchmen, the 300 story, we just make stuff that I want to see. — Thomas Tull

You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman. — Neil Gaiman

What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?"
"A sparrow with a machine gun."
"Or course — Batman Memes

As much as I enjoy seeing other guys do the superhero approach to the Batman universe, personally my own vision falls a bit left of center. — Lee Bermejo

Say, what's the question mark for? Sexual identity? — Dan Slott

Thor - the Batman or James Bond of the gods - has once again conquered the forces of evil. — Jostein Gaarder

Holy Hawt Chemisty, Batman! — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Holy hotness, Batman. — Penny Reid

Too bad I can't afford to patent it.
I can make a fortune.
But again,I have a fortune.
-Batman, Year One comic. — Frank Miller

Maybe that's what Batman is about. Not winning. But failing, and getting back up. Knowing he'll fail, fail a thousand times, but still won't give up — Scott Snyder

I am the least qualified person to comment on anyone playing the role of Batman since I so terribly destroyed the part, — George Clooney

Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't believe that there's a good guy and a bad guy. Unless it's like Superman or Batman, there is no good guy and bad guy. — Blake Lively

My whole life, I heard, 'Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.' It's all I heard throughout elementary school. — Robin Lord Taylor

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy. — Denis Leary

Forget Batman: when I really thought about what I wanted to be when I grew up, I wanted to be my dad. — Paul Asay

I once took on the role of the Batman for a commercial about equal pay for women. — Richard Gautier

I have not seen "Batman v Superman," unfortunately. It hasn't been on the plane, as I've been flying a lot. — Nicolas Winding Refn

Most of the things that "everybody knows" are wrong. The rest are merely unreliable.
Batman — Neil Gaiman

The great thing about Batman and Superman, in truth, is that they are literally transcendent. They are better than most of the stories they are in. — Neil Gaiman

I think I would play Batman. I love Batman. — Kodi Smit-McPhee