Bad Humor Quotes
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The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. — Douglas Adams
There are some bad people on the rise;they're saving their own skins by ruining people's lives. — Morrissey
Yes, life is hard, but it's not a bad way to pass the time. When all is said and done, I recommend it.
— Nury Vittachi
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
— Orlando Bloom
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
— Scott Adams
The British nation is unique in this respect: they are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.
— Winston S. Churchill
If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all.""Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
— Cassandra Clare
Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was the work of Satan.
— Kristen Ashley
If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.
— Sandra Byrd
Don't know if it's good or bad that a Google search on "Big Bang Theory" lists the sitcom before the origin of the Universe
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
First thought? Romance movies were bad for her psyche.
— Kelly Moran
She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy.
— Patrick Major Dallas OR
He's a mass of contradictions. Unfortunately, that only seems to enhance his appeal. I'm one sick bitch, that's for sure.
— Siobhan Davis
This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since "Roe v Wade."
— Jerry Falwell
He was tall and scrawny with a face that could be mistaken with Keith Richards on a bad day.
— Kelley Armstrong
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
— Woody Allen
There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad.
— Joseph Joubert
Ah hell, this was bad. Double-chocolate-chips-to-my-hips kinda bad.
— Priya Kanaparti
You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church?
— Liliana Hart
There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.
— Frank Portman
People are like pickles- some are sour, some are sweet, and some leave a bad taste in your mouth.
— Kallee Gallant
My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.
— Brian Spellman
No ... I ... I had this spicy Mexican food last night. It's only a bad case of heartburn. I don't need an exorcism. i need some Pepto-Bismo!
— Michelle Rowen
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
— Dannika Dark
Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it up.
— Miguel De Cervantes
Tad socked him. Hard. Twice. Someday the bad guys would realize monologues were a bad thing. — Vivian Arend
Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.
— Mary Ann Shaffer
He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia.
— Kresley Cole
Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.
— Malcolm Muggeridge
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.
— G.G. Silverman
This is the best bad plan we have, sir.
— Chris Terrio
Me: I think we should have sex again.Royce: Bad idea.
Me: Why?
Royce: I want more from you than sex.
Me: Goodbye, you prudish bastard. — Gena Showalter
Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas - only I don't exactly know what they are!
— Lewis Carroll
Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes crazy, it's a bad sign.
— Michael Crichton
Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife
— Scott Lynch
There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'""The mood will pass, sir. — P.G. Wodehouse
Once past the comfort zone in either direction, humans soon lost the ability to discriminate bad from worse.
— Roger Zelazny
I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.
— Rick Riordan
I actually wanted to drive a stake through your heart when you first came here, all silent and moody. But you're not so bad, after all.
— Christina Channelle
You make the Titanic look like a tiny little misadventure.
— Gina Ranalli
Oops. Sorry, everybody. This book is not officially endorsed by the proper Muse. If it explodes in your hand, my bad.
— Rick Riordan
It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose.""How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
It was too bad, but sometimes a little knowledge could ruin your whole day, or at least take off some of the shine.
— Jacqueline Kelly
A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.
— Benny Bellamacina
It's so hard being goth. You have to have a bad time everywhere.
— Clint Catalyst
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings.
— Raymond Chandler
There was a bird whistle as Polly neared the hiding place. She identified this one as the sound of the Very Bad Bird Impersonator ...
— Terry Pratchett
I've heard myself say that I'm quite charming and not at all a bad sort of fellow, so you can be absolutely certain it's true.
— Nicole Sager
Mr Bough has 'surprise picnic' written all over him.
— John Allison
Kill me if I ever look that Bad" ... "Dude, what are you saying? ... On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Bad breath and butt smell; that is prison, in a nutshell.
— Raegan Butcher
The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn't understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign.
— Iimani David
Multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the rule of three perplexes me and fractions drive me mad!(the story girl) — L.M. Montgomery
I didn't see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality
— Phoebe Kitanidis
I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night.
— Nenia Campbell
It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.
— George Carlin
Zane sighed. "I was so hoping this would be a normal vacation."Ty smacked him on the side of the head. "Don't use bad words. — Abigail Roux
Quotations "Oh man, I hate that poofing shit. You scared me so bad, Ash, you made me eat this crappy cheese." (Nick in Night Embrace).
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
— Samuel Johnson
When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.
— Adventure Time
The bad part is you freeze your balls off, but since you're not allowed to breed anyway, I don't suppose that matters.
— George R R Martin
But I'm at the top, huh?(Mr.Gruber's bad list)
— Joe Roberts
And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual.
— Carrie Fisher
I know all about insanity. It's not that bad once you beat up everyone who teases you about it.
— Eve Langlais
You only get one life.Too bad you already made a mess of it. — Peter James West