Bad Humor Quotes

Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Bad Humor

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Bad Humor Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was the work of Satan. Kristen Ashley
Bad Humor Quotes By Judy Blume: That's not a bad word ... hate and That's not a bad word ... hate and war are bad words, but fuck isn't. Judy Blume
Bad Humor Quotes By Mary Ann Shaffer: Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books. — Mary Ann Shaffer
Bad Humor Quotes By Mindy Levy: They say laughter is the best medicine, and They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE. — Mindy Levy
Bad Humor Quotes By John Kenneth Galbraith: If all else fails, immortality can always be If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. — John Kenneth Galbraith
Bad Humor Quotes By Cassandra Page: On a good day, my style is librarian On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it's frumpy mother. — Cassandra Page
Bad Humor Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse
Bad Humor Quotes By Stephen King: Luck was a joke. Even good luck was Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King
Bad Humor Quotes By Liliana Hart: You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church? — Liliana Hart
Bad Humor Quotes By Frank Portman: There's always a bit of suspense about the There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start. — Frank Portman
Bad Humor Quotes By Brian Spellman: My life is so bad that it's worse My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is. — Brian Spellman
Bad Humor Quotes By Michelle Rowen: No ... I ... I had this spicy No ... I ... I had this spicy Mexican food last night. It's only a bad case of heartburn. I don't need an exorcism. i need some Pepto-Bismo! — Michelle Rowen
Bad Humor Quotes By Samuel Johnson: I hate mankind, for I think myself one I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. — Samuel Johnson
Bad Humor Quotes By Rachel Caine: At the very leadt, we can grab Monica At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? — Rachel Caine
Bad Humor Quotes By Jayde Scott: Amber laughed. "What makes you think I'd marry Amber laughed. "What makes you think I'd marry you?" "What makes you think you'd have a choice?" "I'm not into bad guys," she said. — Jayde Scott
Bad Humor Quotes By Matt Bell: He didn't believe in luck but he believed He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas. — Matt Bell
Bad Humor Quotes By Lori Lesko: The good news about self publishing is you The good news about self publishing is you get to do everything yourself. The bad news about self publishing is you get to do everything yourself. — Lori Lesko
Bad Humor Quotes By Terry Pratchett: There was a bird whistle as Polly neared There was a bird whistle as Polly neared the hiding place. She identified this one as the sound of the Very Bad Bird Impersonator ... — Terry Pratchett
Bad Humor Quotes By George R R Martin: The bad part is you freeze your balls The bad part is you freeze your balls off, but since you're not allowed to breed anyway, I don't suppose that matters. — George R R Martin
Bad Humor Quotes By Rick Riordan: Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag. — Rick Riordan
Bad Humor Quotes By L.M. Montgomery: Multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the Multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the rule of three perplexes me and fractions drive me mad!
(the story girl) — L.M. Montgomery
Bad Humor Quotes By Iimani David: The problem with at-home IQ tests is that The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn't understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign. — Iimani David
Bad Humor Quotes By Raegan Butcher: Bad breath and butt smell; that is prison, Bad breath and butt smell; that is prison, in a nutshell. — Raegan Butcher
Bad Humor Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Kill me if I ever look that Bad" Kill me if I ever look that Bad" ... "Dude, what are you saying? ... On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago. — Chuck Palahniuk
Bad Humor Quotes By Kellyn Roth: He was always eating things of hers. Clothing, He was always eating things of hers. Clothing, books, family heirlooms. — Kellyn Roth
Bad Humor Quotes By John Allison: Mr Bough has 'surprise picnic' written all over Mr Bough has 'surprise picnic' written all over him. — John Allison
Bad Humor Quotes By Nicole Sager: I've heard myself say that I'm quite charming I've heard myself say that I'm quite charming and not at all a bad sort of fellow, so you can be absolutely certain it's true. — Nicole Sager
Bad Humor Quotes By Christina Channelle: I actually wanted to drive a stake through I actually wanted to drive a stake through your heart when you first came here, all silent and moody. But you're not so bad, after all. — Christina Channelle
Bad Humor Quotes By Clint Catalyst: It's so hard being goth. You have to It's so hard being goth. You have to have a bad time everywhere. — Clint Catalyst
Bad Humor Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: A bunch of bad songs, make an awful A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine. — Benny Bellamacina
Bad Humor Quotes By Jenna Bush: From my dad ... I think we have From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! — Jenna Bush
Bad Humor Quotes By Jacqueline Kelly: It was too bad, but sometimes a little It was too bad, but sometimes a little knowledge could ruin your whole day, or at least take off some of the shine. — Jacqueline Kelly
Bad Humor Quotes By Rin Chupeco: It would be a really bad idea to It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose."

"How bad of an idea?"

"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
Bad Humor Quotes By Debra Doyle: Are you sure that's Val?""No," said Freddie. "It's Are you sure that's Val?"
"No," said Freddie. "It's Lassie in a wolf suit. — Debra Doyle
Bad Humor Quotes By Rick Riordan: Oops. Sorry, everybody. This book is not officially Oops. Sorry, everybody. This book is not officially endorsed by the proper Muse. If it explodes in your hand, my bad. — Rick Riordan
Bad Humor Quotes By Gina Ranalli: You make the Titanic look like a tiny You make the Titanic look like a tiny little misadventure. — Gina Ranalli
Bad Humor Quotes By Raymond Chandler: I don't mind if you don't like my I don't mind if you don't like my manners. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings. — Raymond Chandler
Bad Humor Quotes By Peter James West: You only get one life.Too bad you already You only get one life.
Too bad you already made a mess of it. — Peter James West
Bad Humor Quotes By Eve Langlais: I know all about insanity. It's not that I know all about insanity. It's not that bad once you beat up everyone who teases you about it. — Eve Langlais
Bad Humor Quotes By Will Rogers: And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one. — Will Rogers
Bad Humor Quotes By Brandy Nacole: Good news is, we're annoying him. Bad news Good news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully. — Brandy Nacole
Bad Humor Quotes By Carrie Fisher: And not that it matters, but my mother And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual. — Carrie Fisher
Bad Humor Quotes By Philip Roth: Nothing bad can happen to a writer. Everything Nothing bad can happen to a writer. Everything is material. — Philip Roth
Bad Humor Quotes By Omar Kiam: Times are really bad. Everyone is writing a Times are really bad. Everyone is writing a book and quoting themselves. — Omar Kiam
Bad Humor Quotes By Joe Roberts: But I'm at the top, huh?(Mr.Gruber's bad list) But I'm at the top, huh?(Mr.Gruber's bad list) — Joe Roberts
Bad Humor Quotes By Phoebe Kitanidis: I didn't see myself as the busty type. I didn't see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality — Phoebe Kitanidis
Bad Humor Quotes By Adventure Time: When bad things happen, I know you want When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time
Bad Humor Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Quotations "Oh man, I hate that poofing shit. Quotations "Oh man, I hate that poofing shit. You scared me so bad, Ash, you made me eat this crappy cheese." (Nick in Night Embrace). — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Bad Humor Quotes By Abigail Roux: Zane sighed. "I was so hoping this would Zane sighed. "I was so hoping this would be a normal vacation."
Ty smacked him on the side of the head. "Don't use bad words. — Abigail Roux
Bad Humor Quotes By George Carlin: It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. — George Carlin
Bad Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that. — George W. Bush
Bad Humor Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night. — Nenia Campbell
Bad Humor Quotes By Gena Showalter: Me: I think we should have sex again.Royce: Me: I think we should have sex again.
Royce: Bad idea.
Me: Why?
Royce: I want more from you than sex.
Me: Goodbye, you prudish bastard. — Gena Showalter
Bad Humor Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes: Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it up. — Miguel De Cervantes
Bad Humor Quotes By Dannika Dark: I was beginning to think that Simon just I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark
Bad Humor Quotes By Jillian Dodd: College is so awesome! It's really too bad College is so awesome! It's really too bad they try to ruin it with classes! — Jillian Dodd
Bad Humor Quotes By Kallee Gallant: People are like pickles- some are sour, some People are like pickles- some are sour, some are sweet, and some leave a bad taste in your mouth. — Kallee Gallant
Bad Humor Quotes By Ernest Cline: I have a thing for evil bald bad I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy. — Ernest Cline
Bad Humor Quotes By Josh Stern: I hate pulling out ... I mean, I'm I hate pulling out ... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing ... — Josh Stern
Bad Humor Quotes By Joseph Joubert: There are some men who are witty when There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. — Joseph Joubert
Bad Humor Quotes By Woody Allen: Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. — Woody Allen
Bad Humor Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: He was tall and scrawny with a face He was tall and scrawny with a face that could be mistaken with Keith Richards on a bad day. — Kelley Armstrong
Bad Humor Quotes By J.M. Miller: I knew one guaranteed way to remove someone I knew one guaranteed way to remove someone else's smirk; too bad for me I was handcuffed and couldn't reach Owen's face to slap it. — J.M. Miller
Bad Humor Quotes By Jerry Falwell: This is probably as bad a day as This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since "Roe v Wade." — Jerry Falwell
Bad Humor Quotes By Benjamin Bayani: Whether you decision is good or bad at Whether you decision is good or bad at least you had the balls to make one. — Benjamin Bayani
Bad Humor Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you have to release bad news to If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly. — Mitch Hedberg
Bad Humor Quotes By Unknown: The risk I took was calculated, but, man, The risk I took was calculated, but, man, am I bad at math! — Unknown
Bad Humor Quotes By Siobhan Davis: He's a mass of contradictions. Unfortunately, that only He's a mass of contradictions. Unfortunately, that only seems to enhance his appeal. I'm one sick bitch, that's for sure. — Siobhan Davis
Bad Humor Quotes By Priya Kanaparti: Ah hell, this was bad. Double-chocolate-chips-to-my-hips kinda bad. Ah hell, this was bad. Double-chocolate-chips-to-my-hips kinda bad. — Priya Kanaparti
Bad Humor Quotes By Rick Riordan: I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy. — Rick Riordan
Bad Humor Quotes By Cy Wyss: Like most bad ideas, it started with alcohol. Like most bad ideas, it started with alcohol. — Cy Wyss
Bad Humor Quotes By Roger Zelazny: Once past the comfort zone in either direction, Once past the comfort zone in either direction, humans soon lost the ability to discriminate bad from worse. — Roger Zelazny
Bad Humor Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'"
"The mood will pass, sir. — P.G. Wodehouse
Bad Humor Quotes By Scott Lynch: Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife — Scott Lynch
Bad Humor Quotes By Michael Crichton: Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes crazy, it's a bad sign. — Michael Crichton
Bad Humor Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Somehow it seems to fill my head with Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas - only I don't exactly know what they are! — Lewis Carroll
Bad Humor Quotes By Vivian Arend: Tad socked him. Hard. Twice. Someday the bad Tad socked him. Hard. Twice.
Someday the bad guys would realize monologues were a bad thing. — Vivian Arend
Bad Humor Quotes By Jo Nesbo: An artist who maintains that he has been An artist who maintains that he has been misunderstood is almost always a bad artist who, I'm afraid to say, has been understood. — Jo Nesbo
Bad Humor Quotes By Chris Terrio: This is the best bad plan we have, This is the best bad plan we have, sir. — Chris Terrio
Bad Humor Quotes By G.G. Silverman: I felt bad for the girls in my I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns. — G.G. Silverman
Bad Humor Quotes By Malcolm Muggeridge: Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it. — Malcolm Muggeridge
Bad Humor Quotes By Kresley Cole: He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia. He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia. — Kresley Cole
Bad Humor Quotes By Oscar Wilde: What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.
American novels, answered Lord Henry. — Oscar Wilde