Bacon Food Quotes
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Bacon Food Quotes & Sayings
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Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
— Alton Brown
Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens.
— Max Barry
One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.
— Frank Tayell
The religious answer is not really religious if it's not fully real. Evasion is the answer of superstition.
— Thomas Merton
The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk to you. It just works.
— Jeff Bezos
When a man tells you he knows the exact truth about anything, you are safe in inferring he is an inexact man.
— Bertrand Russell
Impatience is the mark of independence, not of bondage.
— Marianne Moore
He eased back and murmured, "You taste so damn sweet. Like maple syrup."
"And you taste like stolen bacon. — Lorelei James
"And you taste like stolen bacon. — Lorelei James
I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon.
— Alison McGhee
Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.
— Thomm Quackenbush
Promise to be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit trouble to press on you.
— John Wooden
Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
— Jim Gaffigan
If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
— Stephen Colbert
If we are abandoned to Jesus we have no ends of our own to serve.
— Oswald Chambers
If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science
— Michelle M. Pillow
Food is a wonderful source of pleasure - but it will get you into trouble if it's the only source of pleasure you have in your life.
— Linda Bacon
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
— Doug Larson
Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.
— Mark Twain
There is nothing deeper than to work for a year with the same artist.
— Hans Ulrich Obrist