John B. Keane Quotes

How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it.

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else.

When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock

Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up.

God created seaweed ... The seaweed made the world.