Chetan Bhagat Quotes

Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.

Life will never change we should select new things and move on

Things won't change much and things won't change fast.

In an Indian love marriage, by the time everyone gets on board, one wonders if there is any love left.

Sometimes the only way to get rid of an unpleasant feeling is to replace it with another unpleasant feeling.

High-class people have this concept called space, which means you cannot ask them questions or give them opinions about certain aspects of their life.

The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.

The worst wait in life is waiting for someone to text back. Riya

Most people who own colleges in India haven't. Stupid people go to college. Smart people own them,

Don't be serious, be sincere.

Everyone still tries to cut a deal for themselves while the nation goes to hell. Anyway,

Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do

Sometimes it is hard to explain why you find a person beautiful.

Our society respects power, not excellence or integrity. Power-driven systems resemble the jungle. The

A wise man can be a fool in love.

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

I m human, I m not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.

Even though I was in pain, I remembered the golden rule: if you live in a hostel, never throw away food.

Frustration is a sign that somewhere you took things too seriously. Unfairness

Make
New FrNdS But Keep D oLd , One iS silVer
The Other is Gold.

Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.

After a long time, we have had a stable mandate at the top. If the BJP blows this opportunity, it will set India back by a decade.

Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them

In cigarettes, we have pictures of blackened lungs on the packs. But packets of potato chips don't bear the picture of an obese heart patient, right?

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

Sometimes your heart can lead you to a dead end.

If we are lucky enough to have good leaders at the top, change will happen quickly. Unfortunately,

Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.

How can God give girls so much power ? How can they turn productive,busy and ambitious men into a wilting mass of uselessness. Page 204

No statues, please. School or statue? Hospital or statue? No need to explain further.

In our education system, we are taught to munch figures and remember them for lifetime. But does it help? We are not taught how to make decisions.

Sometimes, when nobody is by your side, you have to become your own cheering squad.

We think cheating, in reasonable amounts, is okay. These

We must always suggest a way out, however simplistic it may be. It is a more positive attitude towards life.

We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.

The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us..
the worst part is we can't say who is who

Ignore girls and they can't leave you alone.

Listen, I don't have the time or patience for this,

The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it.

There are things some people can never understand.there's no point to telling them.

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian

From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.

The pretty girl is always right.

Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them" ...

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter's home.

Right now, they don't, because they think you, the voter, doesn't care.

When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.

Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.

Tamilians love to irritate non-Tamil speakers by speaking in Tamil only.

It's not arrogance. [Tamilians] are quiet people.

When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don't look down. Just fly higher so the stones won't reach you

However, ask someone to articulate Indian community values and there won't be a clear answer. Do

I think half the trees in the world are felled to make up the IIT entrance exam guides. Most of them are crap,

All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world.

Life is a bitch when the only woman you can think of belongs to someone else.

While airports are particularly good places to hunt for Indian stupidity, many other Indian processes are retarded too.

In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

We have no hope if we cannot prove uncle cynic wrong.

I love her and we make each other happy. But if our happiness makes so many people unhappy, is it the right thing to do?

Life may not offer you the same chance twice.

World is full of nice people,if u cannot find one be one !

Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

Developed countries depend very little on rain, as this dependence creates high fluctuations in the output, year after year. Apart

It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.

When you screw someone's life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.

They say that the test of a person's character is how he or she treats those less powerful than him or her.

everyone has a right to prosper and succeed through hard work, innovation and excellence. We

Work hard, but make time for you love, family and friends. Nobody remembers powerpoint presentations on your final day

80 per cent of people who care about politics and national issues fall in the 'taking sides' category.

I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.

Losers, even if they do not have a brain,have a heart.

The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.

Just as people gather on the road to see a fistfight, India gathers at night to watch TV debates.

If a father buys his child toffees instead of books for school, it may make for a happy child. But does it make a good father?

I feel everyone who has a chance should step out of India for a while to really see what it is like out there.

Even now I try to make each page compelling for the readers to get absorbed in the book.

Some experts even say the idea of India is wrong; it is not more than a leftover patchwork of disparate kingdoms created by the British.

Live with dignity. Live for others, that is how one earns respect,

She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-law

Say that to my mother. She stays up at night wondering about who will marry me with this skin colour.

Preety girls behave best when you ignore them

Maybe when you start liking people, you start liking everything about them.

LIFE IS TOUGH WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING TO PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU ...

Don't quit. It will happen one day.

Pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.

The word "future" and females is a dangerous combination.

A bad boss is like a disease of the soul.

The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice ...

Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

Never, ever make that compromise. Love yourself first, and then others. There

Pardon the hurt others have caused you.What they did is past.What is bothering today are your current feelings that comes from this load.Let it go.

Tiny bumps in time shape our lives, even though we spend hours trying to make long-term plans.

Sometimes, life isn't about what you want to do but what you ought to do.