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Bacon Food Quotes & Sayings

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Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt. — Alton Brown

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens. — Max Barry

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me. — Frank Tayell

The religious answer is not really religious if it's not fully real. Evasion is the answer of superstition. — Thomas Merton

The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk to you. It just works. — Jeff Bezos

When a man tells you he knows the exact truth about anything, you are safe in inferring he is an inexact man. — Bertrand Russell

Impatience is the mark of independence, not of bondage. — Marianne Moore

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

He eased back and murmured, "You taste so damn sweet. Like maple syrup."
"And you taste like stolen bacon. — Lorelei James

I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon. — Alison McGhee

Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious. — Thomm Quackenbush

Promise to be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit trouble to press on you. — John Wooden

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community. — Jim Gaffigan

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry. — Stephen Colbert

If we are abandoned to Jesus we have no ends of our own to serve. — Oswald Chambers

If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science — Michelle M. Pillow

Food is a wonderful source of pleasure - but it will get you into trouble if it's the only source of pleasure you have in your life. — Linda Bacon

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. — Doug Larson

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs. — Mark Twain

There is nothing deeper than to work for a year with the same artist. — Hans Ulrich Obrist

I have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon. — Dorothy L. Sayers

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. — Bernie Mac