
Invest your money in Dada! Dada is the only savings bank that pays interest in the hereafter! —
Kurt Schwitters

God Almighty does not throw dice. —
Albert Einstein

I will teach men the meaning of their existence: the Superman, the lightning out of the dark cloud- man. —
Friedrich Nietzsche

Education is a technology that tries to make up for what the human mind is innately bad at. —
Steven Pinker

There is a lot of advice on
baby feeding, but almost nothing on how to help crying babies. —
Harvey Karp

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. —
Mike Harding

Spoon Feeding is only good for children not for adults. Let them think for themselves and don't baby them. They are just plain lazy. —
Ann Marie Aguilar

Alone, we're us: an innocent secret made of bad habits spread across his bed. —
Mary Elizabeth

May you find the courage to dare great things. —
Lailah Gifty Akita

Look out, world...this diva is about to break out! —
Jamie Collins

Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner! —
Red Buttons

When I was quite young my parents never said books were off limits. —
J.K. Rowling

What I loved about breast-feeding was that bond of one-on-one time. The serotonin that's released calms you down and connects you to the baby. —
Isla Fisher

A great mentor always uses his/her own way to dig deep and squeezes out all the hidden talents and gifts. —
Euginia Herlihy

Nothing beats a failure but a try. —
R.J. Smith

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it. —
Irena Chalmers