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For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient. — Elizabeth Inchbald

I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.' — Baz Luhrmann

All art needs to be funny, sad and a little disturbing simultaneously or else it's not art. — Ezekiel Tyrus

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat. — Art Donovan

Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form. — Craig Ferguson

Art is as heavy as sorrow, as light as a breeze, as bright as an idea, as pretty as a picture, as funny as money, and as fugitive as fraud! — Barbara Kruger

It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself. — Chuck Palahniuk

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings ... Boy With Pail ... Kitten On Fire. — Steven Wright

I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I'm heaven's landscape painter. — Bauvard

I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny ... I do not agree with that at all. — David Rees

I have a three-piece suit. I'm an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I'm probably the killer. — Mads Mikkelsen

It was funny how heartbreak turned into great art. — Jennifer Probst

Astrology is not an art, it is a disease. — Maimonides

Literature has drawn a funny perimeter that other art forms haven't. — Jonathan Safran Foer

If cocaine were helium, the NBA would float away. — Art Rust Jr.

Are you educated in the art of medicine?" Yeah, the art of Walgreens and Urgent Care. "A bit," I hedged. — Lisa T Bergren

The human body is the best work of art. — Jess C. Scott

I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech. — Art Buchwald

The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors. — Dar Williams

Basketball has so much showboating you'd think it was invented by Jerome Kern. — Art Spander

It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art. — Grimes

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career. — E.A. Bucchianeri

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff

If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it. — Nicole McKay

Thou art a very ragged Wart. — William Shakespeare

Regarding creating a new work ... Sometimes you have to beat it like a red-headed step-child. — John P. Sousa

The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny. — Rachel Kushner

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it — Art Buchwald

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd. — E.A. Bucchianeri

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett

It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer. — Keith Fullerton Whitman

The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth. — Rebecca McNutt

The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression? — Anne Frank

You'll pay for making Genos look like modern art! Lead the way! — ONE

How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath
To say to me that thou art out of breath? — William Shakespeare

It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose."

"How bad of an idea?"

"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way. — Jim Benton

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn

The funny thing about prayers is you can absolutely make up your own if you want to. — Art Hochberg