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people have been cheating on each other for as long as they've made promises to be monogamous
— Aziz Ansari
Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.
— Aziz Ansari
100 % people fall in love but just few understand what is love exactly
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
I don't like to just have a repetitive life where I do the same thing over and over. I love to be able to learn something new, explore something new.
— Anousheh Ansari
If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.
— Aziz Ansari
It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.
— Aziz Ansari
Treat others as thou wouldst be treated. What thou likest not for thyself, dispense not to others.
— Khwaja Abdullah Ansari
no matter how many options we seem to have on our screens, we should be careful not to lose track of the human beings behind them.
— Aziz Ansari
For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
— Aziz Ansari
Online dating is just a vehicle to meet more people," she says. "It's not the place to actually date." For
— Aziz Ansari
No nudity or sex happens at hostess clubs. It's basically like prostitution, but they just hang out with you. I was very confused.
— Aziz Ansari
Four things are destroyed by the other fours: kindness by ingratitude, strength (of government) by crime, power by power and human love by arrogance.
— Khwaja Abdullah Ansari
I do not know about my life but i am sure about my death , i will die in rest because i have no credit of anyone on my soul
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
I am perpetually indecisive on even the most mundane decisions, and I couldn't imagine leaving such an important choice to other people
— Aziz Ansari
Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
— Aziz Ansari
When i angry, i unload my anger on my self
When i overflow with love, i distribute it. — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
When i overflow with love, i distribute it. — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
I know my fan base is a smart group of people.
— Aziz Ansari
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.
— Aziz Ansari
Why should i blame world, if i get wrong to recognize true and real faces of people
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Maybe we are trying to meet every single person in order to be sure we have the best. Maybe we have it all wrong.
— Aziz Ansari
if man's life value for women and if she need man,believe me she can not Broke his swear never in any situation,in any condition.
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
I played myself in an Aziz Ansari comedy, and that was funny to see how they saw me ... flowing scarves and a flourish of pink! Eek!
— Colin Salmon
when you betray to someone , first you betray to yourself, who speak somewhere inside you that you are a good human
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
my enemies don't scared me .. but the people who say I love you
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
false swears are like sweet poison and cancer , its work slowly without acknowledgment but take the till end like cancer
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.
— Aziz Ansari
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
— Aziz Ansari
After a long time i saw my self in mirror and i find-out a berthing machine
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.
— Aziz Ansari
Both things are invisible But we Both are aware
I colored my self in your fragrance
And you colored your hands in my BLOOD — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
I colored my self in your fragrance
And you colored your hands in my BLOOD — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
(On a side note, I would give pretty much anything to have been in the room where the guy said, "I've got it! We'll call it . . . Soapland!")
— Aziz Ansari
More then me you betrayed to God Because you said Tujkh mai rab dikhta hai ( i see my God in you)
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
If you are going to trust on loves one . first learn to tolerate pain.because finally your trust will bring you there
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff.
— Aziz Ansari
OH, Shit! Thanks for buying my book. That money is MINE.
— Aziz Ansari
At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.
— Aziz Ansari
I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
— Aziz Ansari
Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.
— Aziz Ansari
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.
— Aziz Ansari
If you unload your anger on others its your Weakness And if you learn to absorb your anger inside you Then its your Power.
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Iranian belief in themselves as a civilization rather than a territorially limited nation.
— Ali Ansari
People try to find out true love but they don't get success..Why ? Because they search it in life in peoples But its dwell in Books
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Oh, I'm sure he's much more intelligent and thoughtful in person. This is just his "lazy phone persona.
— Aziz Ansari
London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.
— Aziz Ansari
Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.
— Aziz Ansari
I spend so much time on the Internet ... I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.
— Aziz Ansari
I believe in love but I do not believe in people.
And it is people who realize me. to Do not believe on People — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
And it is people who realize me. to Do not believe on People — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.
— Aziz Ansari
I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.
— Aziz Ansari
Try to listen silence of your loved one And you will find voice of Heart and Feelings
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.
— Aziz Ansari
I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.
— Aziz Ansari
Encountering potential partners via online dating profiles reduces three-dimensional people to two-dimensional displays of information,
— Aziz Ansari
I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had.
— Aziz Ansari
betrayal knife does not visible in body's back Because it's directly hot Soul and Injured There
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Happiness are guest in life but pain is Part of life.
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Time Can Not Cure Heart's Wounds Never,But Wounds Spoil and Kill Heart On The Time
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Human for love and things for use
But now days people use humans and love things — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
But now days people use humans and love things — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.
— Aziz Ansari
The couples that did the novel and exciting activities showed a significantly greater increase in relationship quality.
— Aziz Ansari
Mistake is act happen unknowingly,Repetition of Mistake is no more mistake but its act of your choice which you try to hide behind the word "Mistake
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
My Dreams are not in my eyes
My Eyes are on my Dreams — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
My Eyes are on my Dreams — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Even if you say you "don't play games," that is a type of game - it is the "I don't play games" game.
— Aziz Ansari
If You Really Feel Beloved Pain Then Do Not Repeat Things Which cause of Pain Again
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Strangers don't harm you ,But the people who says they care about you.
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Come on, man, I got a full beard!
— Aziz Ansari
A mute mentor & blind novice
I grabbed your hand; made me wise — Shahzaib Ansari
I grabbed your hand; made me wise — Shahzaib Ansari
Respect the wounds which you gave like that
Keep them in Heart for forever and never treated — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Keep them in Heart for forever and never treated — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
I Born as Human its blessing of GOD .But if you die as Human it will be My achievement
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
I often don't answer, but I like receiving them," said one woman, who seemed oblivious to how ridiculous this statement sounded.
— Aziz Ansari
Do not judge to Anyone, Do not let anyone to judge you.
But Every person must have little moral and honest to judge themselves. — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
But Every person must have little moral and honest to judge themselves. — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
— Aziz Ansari
For women in this era, it seemed that marriage was the easiest way of acquiring the basic freedoms of adulthood. Things
— Aziz Ansari
My Body is graveyard of my Heart And Soul
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Loneliness is not sad part , Best part of my life is, My death will not cause pain for anyone
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
what stranger can compete with a video that documents the budding friendship of two baby hippopotamuses? No one, that's who.
— Aziz Ansari
It is not matter how many battles you won or lost.
Matter is .Who won War — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Matter is .Who won War — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
Sunglasses are the best invention of world.Its hide the eyes which speak more then lips
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.
— Aziz Ansari
I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.
— Aziz Ansari
And now I'm at home on a laptop again, typing out stuff for this chapter that you are reading right now, possibly on a screen as well!
— Aziz Ansari