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Peace is a fulltime job. It's protecting civilians, overseeing elections, and disarming ex-combatants. Peace, like war, must be waged. — George Clooney

Friendship is one mind in two bodies."

Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body. — Melissa Landers

She was a beautiful woman, fresh-scrubbed and wholesome. Just like his ex-fiancee. A heartless floozy in disguise. — Peggy Webb

I don't know what I want. And, if that's the case, as my ex-wife said, I'd only hurt people. — Haruki Murakami

I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you — Jewel

The embryo of my second novel, Bobby's Diner, came to life because of my husband's ex-wives. Let's just say, they inspired the writing. — Susan Wingate

Losing is like my ex-wife ... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it. — Don Frye

I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias. — Fannie Flagg

You do not create ex nihilo. You rearrange and recombine. You are the same old flour and eggs in search of a new recipe. — Douglas Wilson

Darlin', you can't tell me your ex wasn't adventurous and not expect me to see it as a challenge. — Leah Braemel

I feel like a traitor, a phony, a fake. But I am a hypocrite with the best intentions, and I need kissing desperately. — Coco J. Ginger

You know being and ex serviceman and a Disabled Gulf War Veteran. You could play Taps on a Jews Harp and I'd still cry — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Because it's in and about New York City, I knew 'Ex Machina' was going to have to continually mix the mundane and the fantastic. — Brian K. Vaughan

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. — Andre Bramble

And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me. — Fiona Apple

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood. — Natalya Vorobyova

Most of the time, actors respond to the thing that's so far from who they are. We all want to play the serial killer and the ex-con. — Marc Blucas

He's half my ex-husband's age, but twice as energetic when we have sex. And twice as grateful afterwards. — Barbara Taylor Bradford

I started boxing when I was eight. Me and my brother Rafael started boxing in amateur tournaments when I was 13. My father was an ex-pro boxer. — Juan Manuel Marquez

I loved literally everything about this man; even his ex-wife. — Sahara Sanders

Rescuing Elena plunged him into the nightmare world of people trafficking and sex slavery.... but as an ex-Royal Marine, he could handle it — David Zelder

It was the sort of moment that a smoker would fill in with a cigarette and an ex-smoker filled in with the memory of a cigarette. — Peter Corris

I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and went right into my arm. — Nadine Velazquez

I want my ex-wife and children to be happy. — Scott Weiland

Nothing is more frustrating than sitting in an office amid typewriters and mimeographers when you know what deus ex machina means. — Florence King

She had Jessica Rabbit's curves and full lips that made him wish he was a tube of ChapStick. — Avery Flynn

If my ex-husband had had his way, I would have quit writing and continued working in his factory. — Nele Neuhaus

I've been through a marriage, and I'm still very fond of my ex-husband; but if I've learned anything, it's that relationships are about compromise. — Alexa Vega

A hard core life I toast to ex flaw, therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law. — Big L

Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane. But I got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name. — Taylor Swift

There's no ex out there who I'm not friends with today, and I'm extremely thankful for that. — Taylor Lautner

There are only two kinds of managers. Winning managers and ex-managers. — Gil Hodges

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield

I know why you do what you do, and I get it. But from one ex-martyr to a current martyr ... get over your bullshit and ask for help. — Samantha Young

Admittedly, his dinners consisted only of two or three courses, and were prepared by an ex-soldier, but the champagne flowed like water. — Alexander Pushkin

Ex-jocks, like all jocks, never back down from a good fight. Jocks are alphas (or betas, aspiring) and animals. — A.D. Aliwat

All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room. — Unknown

My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist. — Woody Allen

When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, 'I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.' And it worked. — Afrojack

My dad's an ex-policeman, and my mum is a sales representative, and they haven't got the acting bug. Bless them. — Olivia Cooke

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. — Sam Kinison

The former stewardess glared at her ex-pilot husband as if he had been speaking, and thinking, in the absence of sufficient oxygen. — John Irving

In fact, he was the most stubborn thing I had ever met besides my ex-husband, and not any easier to mount. — Lynn Bohart

Don't you get it?' said Max. 'You're not praying, you're just ... wishing. And wishes don't come true. — Peter Clines

[S]ex no longer frightens people; it can no longer be used to develop a sense of guilt, and thereby to force submission. — Erich Fromm

All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee — George Strait

Threatening a current or former partner isn't passion, or love, or heartache. It's violence, it's abuse and it's a crime. — Miya Yamanouchi

You're a sleazy defense lawyer with two ex-wifes and an eight-year-old daughter and we all love you. — Michael Connelly

One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. — Jill Scott

My personal trainer is an ex-dancer so we do a lot of ballet and jazz. — Rachel Stevens

He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex. — Sarah Ferguson

It is written: "Wizards thou shalt not suffer to live" (Ex. 22:18); and: "In the morning I put to death all the wicked of the land" (Ps. 100:8) ... — Thomas Aquinas

In my career, I have played a gangster, an ex cop, a journalist and a film director. Yet, the label of a serial kisser refuses to leave me. — Emraan Hashmi

You don't bad-mouth your ex or anything like that. The key is your kid knowing that both parents still love him and are there for him. — Dennis Quaid

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom. — George Lopez

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

The long-continued and useful public service and eminent purity of character of the deceased ex-President will be remembered. — Ulysses S. Grant

I got ex's all across the country and I owe everybody in town. I got bill collectors a callin' me up, and lawyers trying to track me down. — George Strait

But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm? — Daria Snadowsky

Sienna Rivers, ex-nerd, undisputed reigning chess champion of the class of 09 and the proverbial all round wise-ass degenerate pain in your backside. — Ali Harper

Osho is a mystical giant, a flowering of a unique intelligence and one of those rare humans ex-pressing himself with joy. — Paul Reps

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it ... and he's always on time. — Mitch Hedberg

I depart from life as from an inn, and not as from my home.
[Lat., Ex vita discedo, tanquam ex hospitio, non tanquam ex domo.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away — Ben Harper

You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief — Stephen Kellogg

Like the locked room upstairs? Listen. I've read Jane Eyre. That better be a red room of pain up there, and not your ex-wife. — Kristan Higgins

I'm in a happy relationship, me and my ex are on really good terms, my kid and I are in a good spot. — Robert Downey Jr.

Social media has a way of changing your mood. I can see a picture of my ex, and it ruins my day. — Kim Stolz

Melanchthon concludes that "no sane person can approve this Pharisaical and pagan opinion about ex opere operato." (Ap.XXIV.13) — Jordan B Cooper

If you wouldn't show or tell your mom, boss, and ex-boyfriend, then don't put it on Facebook. — Kelly Williams Brown

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. — James Norton

BODIE: We're friends, and only evil sluts mess with their friends' men. Even their ex-men. — Bijou Hunter

There's not a day that goes by, without me thinking of you, dying, in someone else's arms. — Anthony Liccione

Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers. — Tyra Banks

I was dumped at my senior prom - I was 18 and in love. We danced all night, then she got back together with her ex. It broke my heart. — Chris Evans

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero

Now I know. If God himself stood before me and said, "Give me that child, that I might slaughter him," I would tell him, "BITE ME! — Julie McGalliard

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' — Paris Hilton

Personally, I think there's a lot to recommend being friends with your ex, and I'm glad to admit that I'm living proof of its possibility. — Mariella Frostrup

The simple truth is that the only real 'ex-gay' person is a dead gay person - and even then I am not too sure about the validity of that statement. — Christina Engela

Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt like I'd consumed the entire thing. — Jana Deleon

Every creative story is different. And every creative story is the same. There was nothing. Now there is something. It's almost like magic. — Jonah Lehrer

It could all be so simple, but you'd rather make it hard, loving you is like a battle, and we both end up with scars, — Lauryn Hill

And then there are the ex-girlfriends. They look incredible, every one of them. — Tim Tharp

Yep, got it. You do know I'm a decorated ex-marine, firefighter and badass biker. I got this, sweetheart. — River Savage

Z knew the fed EX-tinction package had arrived and wasn't ready to take delivery — J.R. Ward

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. — John Green

Ex-Im is the lowest of low-hanging fruit in the sprawling tree of American political corruption. And yet House Republicans cannot seem to pluck it. — Anonymous

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. — Helen Rowland

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Neil S. Plakcy

The final conflict will be between the Communists and the ex-Communists. — Ignazio Silone

Our lives were now worlds apart, separated by time, circumstance, and the unbridgeable chasm of money. — Travis Luedke

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama. — Felipe Esparza

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. — Nina Dobrev

If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary

The psychopath discards his ex-lovers with a degree of vitriol and hatred that astonishes his victims and exceeds any boundaries of normality. — Claudia Moscovici

If you try to send a clear signal to and call your SoulMate into your life, having unfinished business with your ex is like static on the line. — Annette Vaillancourt

Well, there doesn't seem anything else for an ex-President to do but to go into the country and raise big pumpkins. — Chester A. Arthur

I collect ex-boyfriends
and more than five, at last count. — Jasper Fforde