Albert Brooks Quotes
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Albert Brooks Quotes & Sayings
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It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than by 60 million for something you're not.
— Albert Brooks
I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
— Albert Brooks
Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?
— Albert Brooks
Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
— Albert Brooks
I've always felt like I work in a small little area that doesn't represent anything like the rest of society.
— Albert Brooks
You know, I became a director out of necessity. I was writing comedies, and I couldn't find anybody to deliver it correctly.
— Albert Brooks
I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.
— Albert Brooks
I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
— Albert Brooks
Twitter is the Devil's playground.
— Albert Brooks
I'm a big fan of Albert Brooks, Nichols and May. I'd like to follow in their footsteps and do comedy films.
— Illeana Douglas
I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.
— Albert Brooks
In my screenplays - from the very beginning I've always used tape. I talk my screenplays. And then have somebody transcribe them.
— Albert Brooks
How many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands.
— Albert Brooks
I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
— Albert Brooks
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
— Albert Brooks
There's nothing funny about flying to Houston.
— Albert Brooks
You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.
— Albert Brooks
If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.
— Albert Brooks
Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.
— Albert Brooks
I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.
— Albert Brooks
In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.
— Albert Brooks
If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won.
— Albert Brooks
I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.
— Albert Brooks
I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
— Albert Brooks
If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
— Albert Brooks
I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?'
— Albert Brooks
Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
— Albert Brooks
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
— Albert Brooks
Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.
— Albert Brooks
If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.
— Albert Brooks
So I think if you're happy with your brain, you're powerful.
— Albert Brooks
If you make your robot look exactly like Albert Einstein, then the robot better be as smart as Einstein, or its user is going to feel cheated.
— Rodney Brooks
I cast unusual people in my movies.
— Albert Brooks
Relaxation is the absence of worry.
— Albert Brooks
I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.
— Albert Brooks
I never wanted to be a director.
— Albert Brooks
If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.
— Albert Brooks
You can equate acting to a tennis game: When you're playing one of the best, you get better.
— Albert Brooks
Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.
— Albert Brooks
It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.
— Albert Brooks
Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.
— Albert Brooks
Movies are an expensive business.
— Albert Brooks
I'm a strong fellow.
— Albert Brooks
Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
— Albert Brooks
Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.
— Albert Brooks
Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.
— Albert Brooks
The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.
— Albert Brooks
Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'
— Albert Brooks
If I'm going to act in someone's movie, I want the movie to be interesting and be able to get a couple of solid doubles.
— Albert Brooks
Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch.
— Albert Brooks
I can't not put humor in a book.
— Albert Brooks
Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
— Albert Brooks
I like movies about failing.
— Albert Brooks
