Airport Quotes
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Airport Quotes & Sayings
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Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.
— Dave Barry
As anyone who has ever fallen foul of an airport, a conventional hospital or a bad restaurant knows, misery is made up of little things ...
— Katharine Whitehorn
I despise places where you have to have an assigned seat. Makes me feel like I'm at the airport.
— Janet Fitch
Jersey gets a bad rap. Most people make an assessment of this state on the ride from Newark Airport into Manhattan.
— Eddie Trunk
I was thirty-seven then, strapped in my seat as the huge 747 plunged through dense cloud cover on approach to the Hamburg airport.
— Haruki Murakami
I don't miss going to airports and hanging out in hotel rooms.
— Bun E. Carlos
Switzerland still has a huge share of the watch market, all advertised at the airport on illuminated hoardings. Gosh, they are ugly.
— Simon Hoggart
If you want to know the value of a minute ask the person who came to the train station or airport a minute late.
— Sunday Adelaja
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
— Johnny Vegas
When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish ... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British.
— Brenda Fricker
I'm mainly an airport author, and if you're trying to take your mind off the journey, you're not going to read 'King Lear.'
— Maeve Binchy
As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
— Frankie Boyle
I can't nap when you're talking. And I need my naptime. If not, I'll end up driving off the road on the way to the airport tomorrow.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I associate going to an airport with work because I travel so much with my job. So when I have a few days free from work, I tend to stay at home.
— Evelyn Glennie
So much better to write pen on paper; you can do it anywhere, say, while stuck at the airport.
— Upamanyu Chatterjee
The neurotic circles ceaselessly above a fogged-in airport.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Who seemed to be having a great time watching her reactions to everything in the airport.
— Jessica Clare
Digital makes it so much easier. No bricks of film, no worrying about airport X-rays, etc.
— Peter Menzel
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
— Cynthia Hand
I am a pretty recognizable, like, I walk through the airport or something, you are going to spot me right away.
— Shaun White
I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports.
— Patton Oswalt
For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for dinner?
— Shantel VanSanten
Everyone wanted answers I wasn't ready to give.
— Lucy Christopher
Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
— Elizabeth Warnock Fernea
Intelligence is the airport; will-power is the airplane; man is the passenger and happiness is the destination!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
As long as I'm an hour away from a major airport, I can get to that job.
— Michael Moriarty
Piper's dad used to say that being in the airport didn't count as visiting a city. Piper felt the sameway about sewers. — Rick Riordan
I looked like I wasn't at a cocktail party but an airport, waiting for my life to take off.Infinitely delayed. — Marisha Pessl
As soon as we get to the airport in Boston we can send pictures to Kayla and Maggie and our other friends!
— Angeli Perrow
I love Cheetos, those hot, spicy kind. And chocolate. Every time I'm in the airport I'm buying Cheetos and eating them on the airplane.
— Alessandra Ambrosio
I'm pleased to announce that my government will build the much-needed Melbourne airport rail link.
— Denis Napthine
There is truly no other place bearing so much love as airports.
— Ioana-Cristina Casapu
When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
— Jessica Simpson
He's the sort of man who'll go to the airport but won't be able to get on board, she says
— Junot Diaz
I'm always buying gadgets, especially at airports.
— Tom Felton
Actually, I can write anywhere - airport lounges, in bed, on a rattling train going north.
— Kate Mosse
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.
— David Letterman
The Devil himself had probably re-designed Hell in the light of the information he had gained from observing airport layouts.
— Anthony Price
I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British.
— Brenda Fricker
I go to the airport and I've had everything taken away from me because of the terrorists. People haven't realized yet, though, that we are at war.
— Victoria Toensing
The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed.
— Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
I fell for MUJI socks at their store in N.Y.C.'s JFK airport, and now I get them in bundles.
— Vincent Piazza
stepping out of the airport into coastal Colombia is like getting bludgeoned with a sack of wet laundry.
— Brian Kevin
I want my books sold on airport bookstalls.
— Stephen Hawking
The airport bookstore did not sell books, only bestsellers, which Sita Dulip cannot read without risking a severe systemic reaction.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
I think arriving at or departing from any airport in America is just horrendous these days.
— Roger Moore
I always like to arrive at the airport early to enjoy breakfast and lounge about so that when I get on the plane all my travel fever has disappeared.
— Julian Fellowes
Bureaucratic nonsense at airports drives me crazy.
— Dominic Monaghan
I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.
— Jesse Ventura
Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport
— Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
I've been chased through airports with a screaming baby because the photographers are ruthless, and they want the picture.
— Lisa Marie Presley
Time flies; but does not land. Eternity does not have an airport and does not rest.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Airports and 'leg room' on planes are a form of medieval torture.
— Mary E. Pearson
When one of us alternates between time and space the rest of us drive by the airport.
— Lisa Fishman
I hate everything about airports from getting there to taking off.
— Honor Blackman
Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks.
— Salman Rushdie
I got religion in the airport, my Lord. They caught me waiting on my baggage when I was bored.
— Neil Young
A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it.
— Russell Baker
She has that euphoric feeling you get at the airport after you've checked in your luggage. Nothing can stop your journey.
— Liane Moriarty
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
— Rich Hall
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.
— Dave Barry
Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
— Kinky Friedman
A witticism in an airport security line is like a Swiss tap - turn it on, and you instantly find yourself in hot water.
— Shashi Tharoor
Not everything in old age is grim. I haven't walked through an airport for years, and wheelchairs are the way to travel.
— Donald Hall
If you'd like to quickly round up a whole lot of assholes all in one spot I suggest going to the airport.
— Jenny Lawson
The only way my head was going truly somewhere else was to travel to a different life and not a different airport.
— Lionel Shriver
Every modern woman shops everywhere for beauty, but for me it's mostly the airport or the drugstore.
— Julianne Moore
I always eat a meal at home before I leave for the airport, so I only eat the soup and salad on the plane.
— Nobu Matsuhisa
Further south, there are some airports, but none our size. Our airport is the gateway to the southern Kansas City.
— James Green
Besides good schools, a good airport, and the Cowboys, Dallas had golf courses, and golf was fast becoming an obsession with me.
— Charley Pride
When a man has seen the aerodynamic shape of a Caravelle jet at an airport, he doesn't need aerodynamic furniture.
— Emilio Pucci
I'm not fucking calling you a slut!" She took a step forward. "But if cocks had wings you'd be fucking airport.
— Jay McLean
I'm preparing for a multimedia theater piece, Airport Music, that's coming up in New York City.
— Jessica Hagedorn
Since the national team doesn't have a stadium yet, they'll come to play here, at Sofia airport.
— Ivan Slavkov
I'm constitutionally incapable of working on planes or trains, and airports are definitely out.
— Damon Galgut
