
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener. —
Mike Miller
Air freshener is man's pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion. —
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Heavy use of a special hypoallergenic organic
air freshener is encouraged at Post-Human Services, because the scent of immortality is complex. —
Gary Shteyngart

Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed
air freshener. —
Nick Wilgus

pedigree whose odor even the forest of air-freshener trees he'd hung from the mirror couldn't mask. —
Ransom Riggs