Air Freshener Quotes

Men still wear cologne, but I wish they wouldn't. No matter what you may believe, all men's fragrances smell like the air freshener in a taxi. — Patricia Marx

TV goes to a commercial for air freshener. A woman is spraying air freshener so her family will be happy. — Gillian Flynn

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener. — Mike Miller

Air freshener is man's pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Heavy use of a special hypoallergenic organic air freshener is encouraged at Post-Human Services, because the scent of immortality is complex. — Gary Shteyngart

Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener. — Nick Wilgus

pedigree whose odor even the forest of air-freshener trees he'd hung from the mirror couldn't mask. — Ransom Riggs