Air Freshener Quotes
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Air Freshener Quotes & Sayings
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Men still wear cologne, but I wish they wouldn't. No matter what you may believe, all men's fragrances smell like the air freshener in a taxi.
— Patricia Marx
TV goes to a commercial for air freshener. A woman is spraying air freshener so her family will be happy.
— Gillian Flynn
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.
— Mike Miller
Air freshener is man's pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Heavy use of a special hypoallergenic organic air freshener is encouraged at Post-Human Services, because the scent of immortality is complex.
— Gary Shteyngart
Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener.
— Nick Wilgus
