Achmed Jeff Quotes
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Achmed Jeff Quotes & Sayings
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Mothers care in volumes of tears and earnestness of prayers and a depth of emotion others cannot fathom.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Incrementalism is innovation's worst enemy.
— Nicholas Negroponte
My life is in the hands of any fool who makes me lose my temper.
— Joseph Hunter
lower tacit-knowledge depreciation when we have less work-in-progress, resulting in higher quality.
— David J. Anderson
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you! — Jeff Dunham
Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no
Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard. — Jeff Dunham
The time to worry is before you place the bet - not after the wheel is spinning. Once it spins, you forget about it.
— Bill Parcells
Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard, very liable to be broken.
— Abigail Adams
It is not my place to judge any person's beliefs, but choose rather to celebrate their ability to believe.
— Tom Althouse
Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy laws my services are bound...{His second motto, from King Lear by Shakespeare} — Carl Friedrich Gauss
If you're having fun, if you're working with people you love working with, then the results are always going to be exciting.
— Jamie Hewlett
If our thoughts can change our actions, reverse is also possible. Our Actions can Change Our Thoughts!
— Sukant Ratnakar
Shut up or i'll kill you by Achmed the dead tarries.
— Jeff Dunham
