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Mothers care in volumes of tears and earnestness of prayers and a depth of emotion others cannot fathom. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Incrementalism is innovation's worst enemy. — Nicholas Negroponte

My life is in the hands of any fool who makes me lose my temper. — Joseph Hunter

lower tacit-knowledge depreciation when we have less work-in-progress, resulting in higher quality. — David J. Anderson

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you! — Jeff Dunham

Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar...
Jeff: No no no no no
Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard. — Jeff Dunham

The time to worry is before you place the bet - not after the wheel is spinning. Once it spins, you forget about it. — Bill Parcells

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard, very liable to be broken. — Abigail Adams

It is not my place to judge any person's beliefs, but choose rather to celebrate their ability to believe. — Tom Althouse

Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy laws my services are bound...

{His second motto, from King Lear by Shakespeare} — Carl Friedrich Gauss

If you're having fun, if you're working with people you love working with, then the results are always going to be exciting. — Jamie Hewlett

If our thoughts can change our actions, reverse is also possible. Our Actions can Change Our Thoughts! — Sukant Ratnakar

I'm an actor, so I am always scared. You never know if you are on vacation or that you have been retired and they just didn't tell you. — Ted Danson

Shut up or i'll kill you by Achmed the dead tarries. — Jeff Dunham

When you're in love with God, you're not afraid to yield your life to Him. — Heidi Baker