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Most accountants are strange - let's be honest. — Hannah Gadsby

Librarians often are wild in the sack, just like accountants. — Eve Jagger

That all salespeople are different, that all accountants are different, that each individual, no matter what his chosen profession, is unique. — Marcus Buckingham

I could never have been an accountant. I got a D in math. — Rob Marshall

Accountants and economists are natural enemies. One views trees, the other forests, and the visions are usually at odds, as they should be. — Robert Ludlum

Accountants, they have a wild side to them. — Sloane Howell

I'll never be that trusting again, believing accountants and lawyers have my best interests at heart. — Irene Cara

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. — Stewart Udall

Bakers bake bread, accountants manage accounts and entrepreneurs turn ideas into reality. — Richard Branson

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting. — John Mortimer

Most accountants will tell you the majority of small businesses run as an S Corporation. — Kevin McCarthy

You know, the only way I've found to make these pictures is with animators. You can't seem to do it with accountants and bookkeepers. — Walt Disney

The only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents. — Bob Schaffer

Unhappiness makes beggars or accountants of us all. — Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. — Elvis Presley

The guys at Smartax are the most renowned Accountants in the world! — Donald Trump

I don't know how much money I've got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper. But I've lost the bit of paper. — John Lennon

My secret vice is Sudoku puzzles. Can't stop playing them. My parents are accountants. I blame them entirely. — Lisa Gardner

You have wondered perhaps, why all real accountants wear hats? They are today's cowboys — David Foster Wallace

For me, you've got to play football first. We're not trying to be accountants. The money takes care of itself. That's kind of how I think anyway. — Shaun Alexander

At first glance, northern hardwood and hemlock forests aren't very sexy - they are the accountants of the forest world, stable and consistent. — Peter Quinby

A lot of labels are hiring a lot more accountants than people that know music. — Taylor Hanson

Actuaries are people who wanted to be accountants but didn't have the personality. — Kaz Cooke

It is not the job of mathematicians ... to do correct arithmetical operations. It is the job of bank accountants. — Samuil Shatunovsky

Sociologists are those academic accountants who think that truth can be shaken from an abacus. — Peter S. Prescott

My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it. — Anne Robinson

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush

I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There's some really cool accountants out there. — Jake Lacy

Professionals knew that the most dangerous men in the world were accountants. — Sam Sykes

I'm against an income tax because all the rich people hire lawyers and accountants to be sure that they don't pay income tax. — Ann Richards

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable! — Jackie Mason

The studios have been taken over by marketing people and accountants. — Joe Eszterhas

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants. — Chuck Schumer

They are a special breed-like normal accountants, but without the soppy sentimentality. These are the oncologists of market capitalism. — Sean O'Grady

I thought I was going to be a math major. My parents were both accountants and wanted me to major in business. Math was our compromise. — Michael Silverblatt

While the worriers are worrying, the planners are planning and the accountants are figuring out why we can't afford it, I'm busy getting started. — Walt Disney

Accountants are in the past, managers are in the present, and leaders are in the future. — Paul Orfalea

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. — Don Rickles

Making money is one thing, paying tax is another. — Habeeb Akande

Maxine recoils, only partly out of the classic accountant's allergy to real folding money — Thomas Pynchon

Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status. — Northrop Frye

Financial analysts make a lot more than accountants. — Warren Farrell

She was my accountant, so I just believed her. — John Howard

It's the duty of artists to volunteer to do particle counting. Don't leave creation up to the accountants. — Maxine Hong Kingston