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Aarp Quotes & Sayings

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There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra. — Doris Roberts

Academia is a graveyard of poets. — Kathleen Raine

Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking about 'us' parts. AARP-parts. Some of us were born with stronger parts than others. — Bill Cosby

If you hurt her I'll make you pay. I may be old, but that doesn't mean I can't make you suffer."
"Damn right. You've got the AARP on your side. — Shannon K. Butcher

A bad dog never sees the Wolfe. — George Herbert

Shortly after I turned 50, both Ted Turner and the AARP came into my life. The only difference? With AARP, there were benefits. — Jane Fonda

AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber. — Dave Barry

What is a false statement today may be a true one tomorrow. — Marty Rubin

Jesus wants to make it clear that the God of whom he speaks is a God of compassion who joyously welcomes repentant sinners into his house. — Henri J.M. Nouwen

In all your getting, get understand. Proverbs paraphrased — Katie Canty

Your death rides a fast camel. — Victor Robert Lee