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Aarp Quotes By Doris Roberts: There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP,

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra. — Doris Roberts

Aarp Quotes By Kathleen Raine: Academia is a graveyard of poets.

Academia is a graveyard of poets. — Kathleen Raine

Aarp Quotes By Bill Cosby: Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking

Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking about 'us' parts. AARP-parts. Some of us were born with stronger parts than others. — Bill Cosby

Aarp Quotes By Shannon K. Butcher: If you hurt her I'll make you pay.

If you hurt her I'll make you pay. I may be old, but that doesn't mean I can't make you suffer."
"Damn right. You've got the AARP on your side. — Shannon K. Butcher

Aarp Quotes By George Herbert: A bad dog never sees the Wolfe.

A bad dog never sees the Wolfe. — George Herbert

Aarp Quotes By Jane Fonda: Shortly after I turned 50, both Ted Turner

Shortly after I turned 50, both Ted Turner and the AARP came into my life. The only difference? With AARP, there were benefits. — Jane Fonda

Aarp Quotes By Dave Barry: AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar

AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber. — Dave Barry

Aarp Quotes By Marty Rubin: What is a false statement today may be

What is a false statement today may be a true one tomorrow. — Marty Rubin

Aarp Quotes By Henri J.M. Nouwen: Jesus wants to make it clear that the

Jesus wants to make it clear that the God of whom he speaks is a God of compassion who joyously welcomes repentant sinners into his house. — Henri J.M. Nouwen

Aarp Quotes By Katie Canty: In all your getting, get understand. Proverbs paraphrased

In all your getting, get understand. Proverbs paraphrased — Katie Canty

Aarp Quotes By Victor Robert Lee: Your death rides a fast camel.

Your death rides a fast camel. — Victor Robert Lee