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If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? — Tom Barrett

Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table. — Dave Barry

He was as nervous as a praying mantis at an atheists' picnic ... — Tom Robbins

Life is a picnic on a precipice. — W. H. Auden

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. — Lance Bass

Never plan a picnic' Father said. 'Plan a dinner, yes, or a house, or a budget, or an appointment with the dentist, but never, never plan a picnic. — Elizabeth Enright

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. — Alice Walker

A baseball club is part of the chemistry of the city. A game isn't just an athletic contest. It's a picnic, a kind of town meeting. — E. Michael Burke

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Every Texan has a project and every picnic has fire-ants. — Beryl Dov

Did he annoy me? Yes, he was like a wasp at a picnic. — Gary Barlow

Once abroad, I eat one meal a day picnic-style: Ive learned that no mature stomach can tolerate an endless routine of rich restaurant meals. — Arthur Frommer

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic — L.R. Currell

Refreshing failures roll off the travel easel like ants from a picnic blanket. — Sara Genn

Did you make a picnic, Jordan Matthews?' For the first time EVER, I see a blush in his cheeks. 'I might have' he mumbles and sets off walking. — Samantha Towle

I'll affect you slowly
as if you were having a picnic in a dream.
There will be no ants.
It won't rain. — Richard Brautigan

If you look at tailgating, everyone does it. It's for everyone who likes to cook outdoors. It could be a 4th of July picnic. — John Madden

If life on Planet Earth was really supposed to be a picnic, we would all have been born clutching gingham tablecloths. — Jonathan Cainer

Bad politicians are not Born.They are created.Created by the good people who go on a picnic on voting day. — Avinash Rai

I'd eat a picnic in Hades with him. — Kristen Ashley

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. — Kim Kardashian

Nobody knows why you go to a picnic to be uncomfortable when it is so easy and pleasant to eat at home. — John Steinbeck

A picnic is more than eating a meal, it is a pleasurable sate of mind. — DeeDee Stovel

I adore war. It is like a big picnic but without the objectivelessness of a picnic. I have never been more well or more happy. — Julian Grenfell

A food truce, the picnic suspension of oedipal feeling that permits the generations to love each other at family reunions. — Karen Russell

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! — Minnie Pearl

Football's a war game without fatal casualties; baseball is a picnic on a huge field, without the food. — Richard Corliss

He made a noise of disgruntlement. It's a bloody picnic. Sit. Eat. Shut up. — Samantha Young

Way you took care of my crew tonight, owe you another dinner at The Eaves. I'd eat a picnic in Hades with him. — Kristen Ashley

I am a critic - as essential to the theatre as ants to a picnic. — Joseph L. Mankiewicz

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. — W. H. Auden

For all civilisations are like elaborate campings-out, a complicated picnic in the face of nature's discomforts. — Elizabeth Taylor

I looked as appropiate as a Moonie at a Baptist picnic, but I rode trough the land of the power tie and tightened sphincter to Eden Park. — Warren Moore

War's never a picnic. Although obviously soldiers do end up eating outdoors quite a lot. — David Mitchell

My perfect day would be to go on a picnic up Mt. Wilson with Christopher Isherwood, Greta Garbo, Aldous Huxley, and Bertrand Russell. — Janet Fitch

Good Lord, if Incy could be helped ... then I was a freaking picnic. — Cate Tiernan

Anyone who thinks that the climbing of Denali is a picnic is badly mistaken. — Hudson Stuck

XAVIER: Being trapped in a life that you didn't choose is no f***** picnic, no matter how good it may appear to people outside of the situation. — Michelle A. Valentine

It must be dreadful to be a grown-up if a party in an everydayish schoolroom could seem just as pleasant to you as a picnic — Margaret Epp

Nothing's better than a picnic. — Zooey Deschanel

It's the picnic principle. Things taste better outdoors. And if it's a forbidden thing, so much the better. — Franny Billingsley

I think nowadays people are so used taking the camera to the family picnic - so people are less surprised by films made of them, like home movies. — D. A. Pennebaker

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. — Amanda Grace

Like the end of a picnic, all the weenies will be roasted. — Kim Harrison

I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them. — Bess Truman

Love is like a picnic without ants, pleasant for a while, but sooner or later something's definitely getting squashed. — Frances Winkler

Thoughts on his own death, like the distant roll of thunder at a picnic. — W. H. Auden

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic. — Jane Wagner

Be there a picnic for the devil,
an orgy for the satyr,
and a wedding for the bride. — Roman Payne

You're a sandwich short of a picnic, mate. — Jennifer Bernard

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. — Lee Trevino

You can tell the idyllic nature of a family by the upkeep of its picnic table. Ours is its own indictment. We are splintering and peeling. We rot. — Peter Hedges

I had no idea what I was paying James, but based on his picnic-assembling skills alone, he needed a raise. — Lish McBride

If the wolf had ever come to our back door, he'd have had to bring a picnic lunch. — Bill Anderson

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic. — Jim Norton

No, it is not only our fate but our business to lose innocence, and once we have lost that, it is futile to attempt a picnic in Eden. — Elizabeth Bowen

Who brings a picnic to a break-in? — Stephanie Tromly

Give me Pablo Neruda, picnic beneath a full moon & iridescent stars, black olives, cherries, dark things, canoe on a river ... that's romance. — Brandi L. Bates

There are few things so pleasant as a picnic eaten in perfect comfort. — W. Somerset Maugham

As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times. — Elaine Stritch

COLUMBUS BROUGHT SMALLPOX TO THE NATIVES; WE SHALL RECALL THE OCCASION WITH A PICNIC! — John Green

I was still too much of a fledgling with people to understand that, in the long run, nobody is a picnic and that I was no picnic myself. — Philip Roth

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

You couldn't plan a picnic without strangling yourself with the cloth. — Frances Hardinge

Blood and brain tissue clung to the wet rock like the refuse of a sad picnic. — Dan Simmons

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. — Will Estes