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A band is like a marriage, and if you're in a marriage with someone, and you lose yourself in that marriage, the relationship is over, really. — Richie Sambora

Schopenhauer writes about marriage. He says getting married is like grasping blind into a sack of snakes and hoping to find an eel. — Laura Moriarty

You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail. — Matt Groening

A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal. — Anne Lamott

To persons of spirit like ourselves the only happy marriage is that which is based on a firm foundation of almost incessant quarrelling. — P.G. Wodehouse

The story of my marriage, which is the great joy and astonishment of my life, is too much like a fairy tale, the German kind, unsweetened by Disney. — Ann Patchett

Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle. — Edmond About

Marriage is like a formality for me. — David Copperfield

[Marriage is] like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it. — Ken Blanchard

Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in. — Dana Gould

Being with you is like living a dream. — Auliq Ice

There is no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals. I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat. — Karl Lagerfeld

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning. — Denis Leary

Marriage, like death, is a debt we owe to nature. — Julia Ward Howe

Marriage is like a well-built porch. If one of the two posts leans too much, the porch collapses. So each must be strong enough to stand on its own. — Deb Caletti

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it. — Laurence J. Peter

Marriage is a lot like a roller coaster. You have extreme highs and you can have some pretty extreme lows, but the ride is worth it. — Teresa Collins

The union of a dedicated Dom and a confident submissive is a harmonious marriage of souls. There is no other experience like it. — Red Phoenix

Love can be angry ... with a kind of anger in which there is no gall, like the dove's and not the ravens. — Saint Augustine

A marriage, even one that goes awry, generates claims and needs that persist like an afterglow long after the emotional fire is burned out. — Wallis Simpson

Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel. — Thomas More

Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor. — Warren Farrell

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it. — Mignon McLaughlin

Giving men marriage tips is a little like offering Vikings a free booklet titled How Not to Pillage. — Robert Wright

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute? — Lindsay Lohan

Marriage! ... Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus! — Phyllis Bottome

It's so simple: Right to marriage is a civil right, which like all civil rights should not depend on what state you happen to live in. — Annie Laurie Gaylor

The ideal mother, like the ideal marriage, is a fiction. — Milton Sapirstein

Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out ... — Michel De Montaigne

Good production is like a beautiful marriage. It makes a happy home. — Timbaland

Modern American marriage is like a wire fence. The woman's the wire -the posts are the husband's. — Langdon Elwyn Mitchell

We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise. — Raquel Welch

When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise. — Brad Paisley

For marriage is like life in this - that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Marriage is like a magnifying glass. It simply magnifies the misery or the happiness that you had as a single person. — Bo Sanchez

Answer me this: Is love rational? Is it sane? Can it be tamed and sculpted, like a piece of clay? Of course it can't. — Leigh Hershkovich

A perfect marriage is like a pure heart ... those who have it are fit to see God. — Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell. — George Bernard Shaw

(On Dickens) No other writer is quite as good at making marriage vows about remaining together "till death us do part" sound more like a suicide pact. — Robert Douglas-Fairhurst

Their idea is that marriage is for legalized prostitution. They think like that, — A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada

JOE: You said my wife. And I want to know, is she -
PRIOR: TALK TO HER YOURSELF, BULLWINKLE! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR? — Tony Kushner

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. — Helen Rowland

When it is time to part, then it is time to part. There should be no regrets. The beauty of marriage is like the fleeting perfection of a snowflake. — Ming-Dao Deng

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus. — Ogden Nash

The challenge of marriage is learning how to walk together in such a way where neither person feels like they are being dragged. — Emily Heath

Marriage is like a long conversation that always ends too soon. — Cassandra Clare

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success. — Oscar Wilde

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. — Paul Rudd

Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity. — Khalil Gibran

You need to calm down.'
Saying this to a man who may already be fired up is like adding gasoline to the fire. — Mark Merrill

Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you. — Dov Davidoff

Like a good marriage, trust on a team is never complete; it must be maintained over time. — Patrick Lencioni

Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. — Cathy Ladman

Marriage is like a fingerprint. Everyone's is different. — Angela Lam Turpin

Above all never forget that a marriage is in one way very much like a newspaper. It has to be made fresh every damn day of every damn year. — Raymond Chandler

Management must show compassion. Management without compassion is like a marriage without love.' - Malik of America Square. — Mike O'Sullivan

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb. — Julieanne O'Connor

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged. — Al Goldstein

She says affection is all very well being imagined, like a romantic fancy, but marriage should be based on practical purposes in order to last longer. — Aya Ling

Single is a choice, just like Married is. — Mandy Hale

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. — Frank Pittman

Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers. — Mae West

Staying in a marriage without love is like serving a life sentence with an incompatible cell mate. — Jeanne Phillips

A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go. — Ambrose Bierce

Remember, a good marriage is like a campfire. Both grow cold if left unattended. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know. — Ann Landers

People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job. — Rosamunde Pilcher

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. — E.W. Howe

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky. — Cathy Ladman

A band is like a marriage - you don't know why it works, but when it does, everything feels right. — Nuno Bettencourt

A good marriage is like Dr Who's Tardis: small and banal from the outside but spacious and interesting from within. — Katharine Whitehorn

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet. — Seth Rogen

Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation. — Rick Wright

There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage. — Alexander Theroux

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. — Leonardo Da Vinci

Organizing a marriage is like forming a government after a war. — David Foenkinos

It's like marriage. The race there is between total knowledge of each other and death. If death comes first, it's considered a successful marriage. — Peter S. Beagle

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. — Robert Breault

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship, only backward. — Erica Jong

Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end. — Lois Greiman

Love is an ideal. A false hope. Marriage is the reality. And like all realities it is painful. — Anonymous

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. — Jacob Braude

Marriage is something to be cherished. It should be tended like a precious garden. — DeBorrah K. Ogans

Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition. — Marlo Thomas

Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage. — Norm MacDonald

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. — Irwin Corey

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist. — James Garner

Being in a marriage and having children is the greatest pleasure, but it is certainly not the easiest pleasure. It is not like eating ice cream. — Andrew Solomon

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18 ... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage. — Bo Burnham

There's a coffin in the back of the church as the wedding is going on ... Look, I'm a romantic. I like marriage ... In the movies. — George Clooney

I never grew up dreaming about a wedding - I don't think about things like that. I don't know how to explain it. All I care about is to be happy. — Penelope Cruz

Marriage like government is a series of compromises. One must give and take, repair and restrain, endure and be patient. — Samuel Smiles

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much. — Aristotle.

Marriage is like a temple resting on two pillars. If they come too close to each other the temple will collapse. — Khalil Gibran

Marriage is like a fine aged wine. It has to endure its Time of Fermenting before its full-bodied Flavor and Bouquetcan be appreciate. — Mary Summer Rain