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A band is like a marriage, and if you're in a marriage with someone, and you lose yourself in that marriage, the relationship is over, really.
— Richie Sambora
Schopenhauer writes about marriage. He says getting married is like grasping blind into a sack of snakes and hoping to find an eel.
— Laura Moriarty
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
— Anne Lamott
To persons of spirit like ourselves the only happy marriage is that which is based on a firm foundation of almost incessant quarrelling.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.
— Edmond About
Marriage is like a formality for me.
— David Copperfield
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Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in.
— Dana Gould
Being with you is like living a dream.
— Auliq Ice
There is no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals. I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat.
— Karl Lagerfeld
Marriage, like death, is a debt we owe to nature.
— Julia Ward Howe
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
— Laurence J. Peter
Marriage is a lot like a roller coaster. You have extreme highs and you can have some pretty extreme lows, but the ride is worth it.
— Teresa Collins
Love can be angry ... with a kind of anger in which there is no gall, like the dove's and not the ravens.
— Saint Augustine
A marriage, even one that goes awry, generates claims and needs that persist like an afterglow long after the emotional fire is burned out.
— Wallis Simpson
Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.
— Thomas More
Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.
— Warren Farrell
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Giving men marriage tips is a little like offering Vikings a free booklet titled How Not to Pillage.
— Robert Wright
Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?
— Lindsay Lohan
Marriage! ... Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus!
— Phyllis Bottome
It's so simple: Right to marriage is a civil right, which like all civil rights should not depend on what state you happen to live in.
— Annie Laurie Gaylor
The ideal mother, like the ideal marriage, is a fiction.
— Milton Sapirstein
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out ...
— Michel De Montaigne
Modern American marriage is like a wire fence. The woman's the wire -the posts are the husband's.
— Langdon Elwyn Mitchell
When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise.
— Brad Paisley
For marriage is like life in this - that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Marriage is like a magnifying glass. It simply magnifies the misery or the happiness that you had as a single person.
— Bo Sanchez
Answer me this: Is love rational? Is it sane? Can it be tamed and sculpted, like a piece of clay? Of course it can't.
— Leigh Hershkovich
A perfect marriage is like a pure heart ... those who have it are fit to see God.
— Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward
It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.
— George Bernard Shaw
(On Dickens) No other writer is quite as good at making marriage vows about remaining together "till death us do part" sound more like a suicide pact.
— Robert Douglas-Fairhurst
Their idea is that marriage is for legalized prostitution. They think like that,
— A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada
JOE: You said my wife. And I want to know, is she - PRIOR: TALK TO HER YOURSELF, BULLWINKLE! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR? — Tony Kushner
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
— Helen Rowland
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
— Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a long conversation that always ends too soon.
— Cassandra Clare
Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success.
— Oscar Wilde
Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.
— Khalil Gibran
You need to calm down.'Saying this to a man who may already be fired up is like adding gasoline to the fire. — Mark Merrill
Like a good marriage, trust on a team is never complete; it must be maintained over time.
— Patrick Lencioni
Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.
— Cathy Ladman
Marriage is like a fingerprint. Everyone's is different.
— Angela Lam Turpin
Above all never forget that a marriage is in one way very much like a newspaper. It has to be made fresh every damn day of every damn year.
— Raymond Chandler
Management must show compassion. Management without compassion is like a marriage without love.' - Malik of America Square.
— Mike O'Sullivan
Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb.
— Julieanne O'Connor
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.
— Al Goldstein
Single is a choice, just like Married is.
— Mandy Hale
Staying in a marriage without love is like serving a life sentence with an incompatible cell mate.
— Jeanne Phillips
A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go.
— Ambrose Bierce
Remember, a good marriage is like a campfire. Both grow cold if left unattended.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.
— Ann Landers
People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job.
— Rosamunde Pilcher
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
— E.W. Howe
Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
— Cathy Ladman
A band is like a marriage - you don't know why it works, but when it does, everything feels right.
— Nuno Bettencourt
A good marriage is like Dr Who's Tardis: small and banal from the outside but spacious and interesting from within.
— Katharine Whitehorn
There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage.
— Alexander Theroux
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
— Leonardo Da Vinci
Organizing a marriage is like forming a government after a war.
— David Foenkinos
It's like marriage. The race there is between total knowledge of each other and death. If death comes first, it's considered a successful marriage.
— Peter S. Beagle
A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.
— Robert Breault
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship, only backward.
— Erica Jong
Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.
— Lois Greiman
Love is an ideal. A false hope. Marriage is the reality. And like all realities it is painful.
— Anonymous
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
— Jacob Braude
Marriage is something to be cherished. It should be tended like a precious garden.
— DeBorrah K. Ogans
Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition.
— Marlo Thomas
Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.
— Norm MacDonald
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.
— James Garner
Being in a marriage and having children is the greatest pleasure, but it is certainly not the easiest pleasure. It is not like eating ice cream.
— Andrew Solomon
There's a coffin in the back of the church as the wedding is going on ... Look, I'm a romantic. I like marriage ... In the movies.
— George Clooney
Marriage like government is a series of compromises. One must give and take, repair and restrain, endure and be patient.
— Samuel Smiles
