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Control is a nice concept, little more. — Anna Quindlen

Are you deliberately trying to waste our time," Hal asked in an icy voice, "or are you just being petty?"

"A little of both," said Azrael. — Mirriam Neal

Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day. — Patrick Ness

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. — Allen Klein

I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown. But deep inside, I felt real vulnerable. — Mike Huckabee

Calories," Emily said on a sigh. "The evil tiny creatures that live in my closet and sew my clothes a little tighter every night. — Jill Shalvis

We're like America's little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they let it out to attack somebody. — Evan Wright

You are a sad, sad little man and you have my pity.
- Buzz Lightyear — Cathy East Dubowski

Did you know that every time a country song is played, a cute little puppy keels over dead? — Nicole Williams

A hero without faults is like an omelet without little bits of eggshell in it. — Colin Cotterill

I sort of kind of said something a little like that but maybe not clearly enough to sound like that ... But it's what I meant. — Mary Eva Swatek

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic. — David Foster Wallace

Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential. — Will Cuppy

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time. — Hattie McDaniel

The brainless serenity of charwomen and janitors working late at night came over us. In a messy world we were at least making our little corner clean. — Kurt Vonnegut

Elevate those guns a little lower. — Andrew Jackson

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work. — George Carlin

Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more. — Christopher Paolini

She was thinking of doing a little Cuervo therapy. — Kelly Moran

Humor is a bit like Mary Poppins' sugar-it helps the medicine go down. A little bit of humor allows people to think about very difficult subjects. — James Fadiman

Wow.Aren't you a little sneak.
- Siobhan Wrestles — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes

Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit till he won. — Laurie Faria Stolarz

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective. — Dave Barry

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor. — Scott Thompson

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. — Lemony Snicket

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics. — Helen Rowland

She's eighty-four and still has all her teeth. She keeps them in a little wooden box on her dressing table. — Simon Hugh Wheeler

Where's the fun in playing with knives if you can't draw a little blood? — Donald Gorman

I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick?"
"I wouldn't call you that ... — Anthony Horowitz

There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor. — Al Franken

Seriously. Poor little me can deal with having mated a millionaire."
"Oh, you found someone else? With less money? — Vivian Arend

They're spreading out. Look unaware and sweet and innocent.
It's a little hard to look innocent when I'm as big as a house. — Christine Feehan

This little thing" making a triangle between the three-"ain't gonna fly — Wendy Higgins

If [his] peace of mind depended on me promising to be a sweet and careful little girl, he'd be smart to get used to chaos. — Sharon Green

Solutions-oriented campaigning with a little passion and a little humor; I think that will go a long way. I think people are desperate for it. — Laura Ingraham

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. — George Burns

Ann Boleyn...a Renaissance Audrey Hepburn in a little black dress. — JoAnn Spears

If life is a game... I need new dice! — Jay Little

Oh my God! You little slut! You want to have a good date with him and want to have ten thousand of his little baseball babies! Cassie!!! — J. Sterling

The worst thing was that her school-friends began to copy her. They thought it was dead cool to be a little monster like Lucretia Crum! — Babette Cole

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. — Charles M. Schulz

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches — Jeff Lindsay

Why our poet chose to give his 1958 hurricane a little-used Spanish name sometimes given to parrots) instead of Linda or Lois, is not clear. — Vladimir Nabokov

You're playing the creepy vibe a little hard," I said. "Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music. — Jim Butcher

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot
and some of you people. — Billy Sunday

Grisha, a fat, solemn little person of seven, was standing by the kitchen door listening and peeping through the keyhole. — Anton Chekhov

It's fun telling you tall Texas tales. You always look like a little girl who's hearing Cinderella for the first time. — Edna Ferber

What a splendid little war! — John Hayes

My grandmother used to say, "Into everyone's life a little rain must fall---rain, assholes, and assorted bullshit . — Jenny Lawson

What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen

The bonds of friendship dwindle with age, Oliver. But a little blackmail lasts forever. — Stephen Hunt

I allowed an uncertain smile to cross my face, though it did so with a little reluctance, wary of being run down by some more powerful expression. — Ian Barker

Listen, darling, tomorrow I'll buy you a whole lot of detective stories, but don't worry your pretty little head over mysteries tonight. — Dashiell Hammett

He'd never been a kidnapping or hostage victim before, so he was a little fuzzy on the etiquette. — Santino Hassell

Okay, Jen, he could fuck you with that voice alone and you're Squeaky McSqueakerson? Let's try for a little more on the sexy purr side, please — Katie Allen

I've always loved Russian humor," said Nate. "It's a shame there's so little of it. — Jason Matthews

'Having' Your Cake ... a little perverted ...
'Eating' it too ... a lot perverted! — Josh Stern

Life is short. Eat dessert first
-Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink And The Meaning Of Life — Wendy Mass

Nothing is as universal as some good scatalogical humor. Even if it means having to be a little silly or cheeky, I think it is worth it. — Sarah Kay

You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines. — S.A. Tawks

She searched for something to say, something that would make the world a little less dark and scary for him.
'Pop-Tart?' she offered. — Stephenie Meyer

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties. — Tracy Brogan

But first, I wanted to make her sweat a little. Then I wanted to make her sweat a lot — Melanie Harlow

Living with hope is like rubbing up against a cheese grater. It keeps taking slices off you until there's so little left you just crumble. — Catherine Austen

I am not sentimental about kids. Little monsters, most of them, who don't civilize until they are grown and sometimes not then. — Robert A. Heinlein

You make the Titanic look like a tiny little misadventure. — Gina Ranalli

It was too bad, but sometimes a little knowledge could ruin your whole day, or at least take off some of the shine. — Jacqueline Kelly

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. — Sid Caesar

Humor is important in everything. Dress with a little humor and you can go a long way. — Iris Apfel

Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome — Nicholas Sparks

Also, it was the morning and it seemed a little odd to be thinking about poetry before luncheon. — Barbara Pym

It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day. — Dorothy Parker

I refuse to put God into a little box I can handle, for that would insult us both. — L.M. Fields

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding

The Bloodsucker Queen has lived for what, a millennium? She can wait on her decaying ass a little while longer. — Heather Heffner

We take a beautiful little boy and we put him in a diaper and we give him a lethal weapon and we say LOVE. Which makes absolutely no sense. — Mark Hart

The stupidest people suddenly become a little cleverer when we learn that they think well of us — Jude Morgan

You need to have faith and trust, Moira."
"And a little bit of pixie dust? — Allison Brennan

And like most big families, they were loud and secretly thought they were funnier and a little more special than everyone else. — Jennifer Close

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) — D.J. MacHale

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood. — Henny Youngman

She feels a little sad. Is she sad? Helen considers an alternative: She is dehydrated. — Meg Howrey

Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a little insane. — Jen Turano

All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer. — Robert Owen

Not only is love blind, it's a little hard of hearing. — Brian P. Cleary

My very revered father, I am beginning to think that - Well, there's little peace in this world for a quiet book-loving man. — Ellery Queen

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. — Neil Gaiman

It's such a silly little thing, the heart. — Ned Vizzini

A little of me goes a long way," I told my wife on our wedding night. — W.H. Mitchell

I feel like humor is the answer to everything. If you have a little bit of humor in the shaker and you can sprinkle that on, that's your answer. — Jerry Seinfeld

Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better. — Michelle Hodkin

Do you see that out there? The strange, unfamiliar light? It's called the sun. Let's go get us a little. — Nora Roberts

Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball. — Craig McLay

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

It's hot out there." I prowl toward her, pulling off my shirt. I maybe flex my abs a little- anything for my girl. — Ainsley Booth

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look. — Henny Youngman

A little snark, properly directed, can change the world. — Shannon Hale

You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too? — Rachel Caine

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. — Winston S. Churchill

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!" — Mitch Hedberg