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Control is a nice concept, little more.
— Anna Quindlen
I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown. But deep inside, I felt real vulnerable.
— Mike Huckabee
Calories," Emily said on a sigh. "The evil tiny creatures that live in my closet and sew my clothes a little tighter every night.
— Jill Shalvis
You are a sad, sad little man and you have my pity.- Buzz Lightyear — Cathy East Dubowski
Did you know that every time a country song is played, a cute little puppy keels over dead?
— Nicole Williams
I sort of kind of said something a little like that but maybe not clearly enough to sound like that ... But it's what I meant.
— Mary Eva Swatek
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.
— David Foster Wallace
Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
— Will Cuppy
Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.
— Hattie McDaniel
Elevate those guns a little lower.
— Andrew Jackson
The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.
— George Carlin
Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more.
— Christopher Paolini
She was thinking of doing a little Cuervo therapy.
— Kelly Moran
Wow.Aren't you a little sneak.- Siobhan Wrestles — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes
Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit till he won.
— Laurie Faria Stolarz
I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
— Scott Thompson
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
— Lemony Snicket
A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics.
— Helen Rowland
She's eighty-four and still has all her teeth. She keeps them in a little wooden box on her dressing table.
— Simon Hugh Wheeler
I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick?""I wouldn't call you that ... — Anthony Horowitz
Seriously. Poor little me can deal with having mated a millionaire.""Oh, you found someone else? With less money? — Vivian Arend
They're spreading out. Look unaware and sweet and innocent.It's a little hard to look innocent when I'm as big as a house. — Christine Feehan
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If [his] peace of mind depended on me promising to be a sweet and careful little girl, he'd be smart to get used to chaos.
— Sharon Green
Solutions-oriented campaigning with a little passion and a little humor; I think that will go a long way. I think people are desperate for it.
— Laura Ingraham
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
— George Burns
If life is a game... I need new dice!
— Jay Little
The worst thing was that her school-friends began to copy her. They thought it was dead cool to be a little monster like Lucretia Crum!
— Babette Cole
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
— Charles M. Schulz
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches
— Jeff Lindsay
Why our poet chose to give his 1958 hurricane a little-used Spanish name sometimes given to parrots) instead of Linda or Lois, is not clear.
— Vladimir Nabokov
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot and some of you people. — Billy Sunday
Grisha, a fat, solemn little person of seven, was standing by the kitchen door listening and peeping through the keyhole.
— Anton Chekhov
It's fun telling you tall Texas tales. You always look like a little girl who's hearing Cinderella for the first time.
— Edna Ferber
What a splendid little war!
— John Hayes
My grandmother used to say, "Into everyone's life a little rain must fall---rain, assholes, and assorted bullshit .
— Jenny Lawson
The bonds of friendship dwindle with age, Oliver. But a little blackmail lasts forever.
— Stephen Hunt
Listen, darling, tomorrow I'll buy you a whole lot of detective stories, but don't worry your pretty little head over mysteries tonight.
— Dashiell Hammett
He'd never been a kidnapping or hostage victim before, so he was a little fuzzy on the etiquette.
— Santino Hassell
I've always loved Russian humor," said Nate. "It's a shame there's so little of it.
— Jason Matthews
You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.
— S.A. Tawks
She searched for something to say, something that would make the world a little less dark and scary for him.'Pop-Tart?' she offered. — Stephenie Meyer
But first, I wanted to make her sweat a little. Then I wanted to make her sweat a lot
— Melanie Harlow
Living with hope is like rubbing up against a cheese grater. It keeps taking slices off you until there's so little left you just crumble.
— Catherine Austen
I am not sentimental about kids. Little monsters, most of them, who don't civilize until they are grown and sometimes not then.
— Robert A. Heinlein
You make the Titanic look like a tiny little misadventure.
— Gina Ranalli
It was too bad, but sometimes a little knowledge could ruin your whole day, or at least take off some of the shine.
— Jacqueline Kelly
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
— Sid Caesar
Mom says it's because she has PMS.Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome — Nicholas Sparks
Also, it was the morning and it seemed a little odd to be thinking about poetry before luncheon.
— Barbara Pym
It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.
— Dorothy Parker
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
The Bloodsucker Queen has lived for what, a millennium? She can wait on her decaying ass a little while longer.
— Heather Heffner
The stupidest people suddenly become a little cleverer when we learn that they think well of us
— Jude Morgan
And like most big families, they were loud and secretly thought they were funnier and a little more special than everyone else.
— Jennifer Close
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
— D.J. MacHale
Not only is love blind, it's a little hard of hearing.
— Brian P. Cleary
My very revered father, I am beginning to think that - Well, there's little peace in this world for a quiet book-loving man.
— Ellery Queen
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.
— Neil Gaiman
It's such a silly little thing, the heart.
— Ned Vizzini
I feel like humor is the answer to everything. If you have a little bit of humor in the shaker and you can sprinkle that on, that's your answer.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.
— Michelle Hodkin
Do you see that out there? The strange, unfamiliar light? It's called the sun. Let's go get us a little.
— Nora Roberts
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
— Dannika Dark
It's hot out there." I prowl toward her, pulling off my shirt. I maybe flex my abs a little- anything for my girl.
— Ainsley Booth
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
— Henny Youngman
A little snark, properly directed, can change the world.
— Shannon Hale
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
— Winston S. Churchill
