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That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
— Denise Tompkins
the ingredients for lunch: ciabatta bread, couscous salad with apricots, ham, and a goat's cheese flan,
— Marcia Willett
I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!
— Tallulah Bankhead
Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.
— Julia Roberts
clinging to modesty in the age of the Others is like sacrificing a goat to make it rain.
— Rick Yancey
Better a live goat than a dead fool.
— Vanessa Read
I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I'm sort of scared of both.
— Kelsea Ballerini
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually.
— Kristen Schaal
Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.
— Julia Roberts
Think what you want about making babies. Believe in demons. Pray to a goat. So long as it doesn't bruise me, why should I bother myself?
— Patrick Rothfuss
Could a being create the fifty billion galaxieseach with two hundred billion stars
then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh? — Ron Patterson
The old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat.
— Margery Allingham
My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo
— Victor Hugo
Loving God, allow me to be a sheep at least once in a while, and never let me forget that most of my life I have been a goat.
— Richard Rohr
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.
— Satchel Paige
There once lived a family that had three sons. The oldest one was called Ram, the middle one Goat, and the youngest brother was named Phillip.
— Ace G. Pilkington
When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone,and the meaning has to go find an author again.
- The Trouble With Reading — William Stafford
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
— Atticus Aristotle
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{She] ain't got the sense God gave a goat.
— Pam Hillman
The coach could do a goat-hoof tap dance around Nico's head and the son of Hades wouldn't even budge.
— Rick Riordan
It is better to swallow a sheep or a goat than swallow what he has been swallowing.
— Arjuna Ranatunga
I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.
— A. J. Jacobs
Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat
— David Sedaris
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
— Johann Sebastian Bach
Besides, even at night, Memphis is going to be hotter than a billy goat's ass in a pepper patch.
— Annie England Noblin
This is Marvin," he says. "He eats everything and yells like a distressed baby to get attention. I'm goat-sitting him this summer.
— Chelsea Fine
Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water.
— Carl Sandburg
They whipped us like a tied up goat.
— Spike Dykes
What is it?" Brion asked. "You look like you've been chewing on the ass end of a goat." Jonas
— Morgan Rhodes
He also had a version of Billy Goat's Gruff where the troll under the bridge ended up the winner.
— Stephen King
A bull that allows a he goat to deter it from moving forward is nothing but a mere he goat
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Miser Shen is preparing to spend the night with a goat.
— Barry Hughart
I like to see a billy-goat accompanying the dairy herd to pasture, supposedly to bring them luck or to eat the herbs that cause abortion.
— Geoffrey Household
Wearing dark denim, he look more like one of those guys in GQ magazine than a soulless alien version of the goat-sucking chupacabra.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden.
— Kelli Williams
The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.
— Hilaire Belloc
The life of a man is like a flower, blooming so gaily in a field. Then, along comes a goat, he eats it and the flower is gone!
— Anton Chekhov
Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.
— Ilona Andrews
In a dead white field an untethered goat gave them sardonic greeting.
— Anthony Burgess
And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.
— Raymond Chandler
Shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull-dyke and win a cotton-candy goat.
— Hunter S. Thompson
Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse-
— Rick Riordan
Just like a mountain goat climbing very steep and dangerous land to lick salt from the rocks, man also should take high risks to get what he wants!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
As the suns rise, the goat chews. A
— Peter Newman
You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
— Ron White
A Myrddraal has less cunning than a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor. And a goat has more sense.
— Robert Jordan
No matter what anybody says to you, don't you let 'em get your goat. Try fighting with your head for a change
— Harper Lee
Whoever thought it was a good idea to plop a school on the side of a mountain must have been part billy goat.
— Addison Moore
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat.
— Ilona Andrews
This life of ours ... human life is like a flower gloriously blooming in a meadow: along comes a goat, eats it upno more flower. — Anton Chekhov
Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar)It's an honorable profession. (Takeshi)
Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Sometimes there has to be a goat on some level, and I'm totally fine with that being me.
— Abby Wambach
Son of a motherless goat!
— Tahereh Mafi
Tom Cruise only makes one or two film appearances a year. A baseball player can be the hero or the goat one-hundred and sixty-two times a year.
— Dave Winfield
Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.
— Greg Gutfeld
The people who really matter in social affairs are neither those who wish to stop short like a mule, or leap from crag to crag like a mountain goat.
— Walter Lippmann
Motherfucking-super-spermed-son-of-a-goat-from-Ohio!
— Nicole Jacquelyn
It's hotter in here than a goat's ass in a pepper patch.
— Zoe Forward
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment ... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
— Brendan Behan
Thus proving that books can teach you much, if only to give you a good name for a devilish, smart goat.
— Terry Pratchett
It was the most ludicrous sound I had ever heard. The strangled gargling sounded like a goat that was having an unpleasant sexual encounter.
— Peter Allison
I am a mountain goat that keeps going and going and going, I cannot be stopped, I just keep going.
— Sepp Blatter
There is only one way to deal with a goat.
— Kate Thompson
Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.
— Richard Curtis
Thee'th not to be touched, the goat screamed, spraying spittle all over Zollo. Thee hath to be a maid, you foolth! Thee'th worth a bag of thapphireth!
— George R R Martin
...Oh, kiss a flaming goat if I know what I mean.
— Robert Jordan
You easy-living boys had better get set, they said. There's johnnies out there thicker than fleas on a billy goat in a barnlot
— Shelby Foote
God has a sense of humor that gets my goat sometimes.
— Robert McCammon
One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side!
— Jhonen Vasquez
You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero or a goat.
— Mickey Mantle
Frankly, you look more like a goat man to me.
— Philip K. Dick
I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat.
— Rick Riordan
Poetry's packaged as a late-night slot, a quote minority taste unquote, like water-skiing or goat-fucking or something.
— Julian Barnes
The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond.
— Aristotle.
