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That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass. — Denise Tompkins

the ingredients for lunch: ciabatta bread, couscous salad with apricots, ham, and a goat's cheese flan, — Marcia Willett

I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat! — Tallulah Bankhead

Our word Tragedy comes from the greek, tragos-ode: "The song of the goat." Anybody who has ever heard a goat attempt to sing will know why. — Neil Gaiman

People here will date goats. But no one wants to date a goat wearing Google glass. — Kara Swisher

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well. — Joni Mitchell

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat. — Julia Roberts

But ... that doesn't make any sense ... !'
'It does if you're a goat. — Linda Medley

clinging to modesty in the age of the Others is like sacrificing a goat to make it rain. — Rick Yancey

There are always fuckups, and there is always a goat. Sometimes the goat is you. — Neal Stephenson

Better a live goat than a dead fool. — Vanessa Read

I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I'm sort of scared of both. — Kelsea Ballerini

It's not easy to kill a mountain goat. He thinks with his spine. — John Gardner

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. — Will Rogers

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually. — Kristen Schaal

Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat. — Julia Roberts

Think what you want about making babies. Believe in demons. Pray to a goat. So long as it doesn't bruise me, why should I bother myself? — Patrick Rothfuss

Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies
each with two hundred billion stars
then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh? — Ron Patterson

A goat's frown cannot stop it from being taken to the market. — Nigeria

The old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat. — Margery Allingham

My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo — Victor Hugo

Loving God, allow me to be a sheep at least once in a while, and never let me forget that most of my life I have been a goat. — Richard Rohr

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven. — Satchel Paige

There once lived a family that had three sons. The oldest one was called Ram, the middle one Goat, and the youngest brother was named Phillip. — Ace G. Pilkington

Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for. — Ben Katchor

When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone,
and the meaning has to go find an author again.
- The Trouble With Reading — William Stafford

Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side. — Atticus Aristotle

one that looked like a cross between a child with Down syndrome and a goat. — Hunter Shea

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible. — Will Advise

{She] ain't got the sense God gave a goat. — Pam Hillman

The coach could do a goat-hoof tap dance around Nico's head and the son of Hades wouldn't even budge. — Rick Riordan

It is better to swallow a sheep or a goat than swallow what he has been swallowing. — Arjuna Ranatunga

I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat. — A. J. Jacobs

Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat — David Sedaris

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins
as do all worthy stories
with a goat — John Scalzi

You don't get the name of the Goat with a Thousand Young without getting around. — Dennis Liggio

Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. — Johann Sebastian Bach

Besides, even at night, Memphis is going to be hotter than a billy goat's ass in a pepper patch. — Annie England Noblin

This is Marvin," he says. "He eats everything and yells like a distressed baby to get attention. I'm goat-sitting him this summer. — Chelsea Fine

The creature bleated like a wounded goat, which is kind of what its face looked like, — Hunter Shea

Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water. — Carl Sandburg

Goat face is a horrible insult. My face is practically perfect in every way. In fact, from now on I demand to be called Beautiful Bryan. — Daniel Bryan

Just answer the questions so I can get the fuck out of this backwards shithole before I start wanting to root a goat and marry my own brother. — JD Nixon

They whipped us like a tied up goat. — Spike Dykes

What is it?" Brion asked. "You look like you've been chewing on the ass end of a goat." Jonas — Morgan Rhodes

He also had a version of Billy Goat's Gruff where the troll under the bridge ended up the winner. — Stephen King

A bull that allows a he goat to deter it from moving forward is nothing but a mere he goat — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Miser Shen is preparing to spend the night with a goat. — Barry Hughart

I like to see a billy-goat accompanying the dairy herd to pasture, supposedly to bring them luck or to eat the herbs that cause abortion. — Geoffrey Household

Wearing dark denim, he look more like one of those guys in GQ magazine than a soulless alien version of the goat-sucking chupacabra. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden. — Kelli Williams

The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man. — Hilaire Belloc

The life of a man is like a flower, blooming so gaily in a field. Then, along comes a goat, he eats it and the flower is gone! — Anton Chekhov

Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list. — Ilona Andrews

Its better to live a goat than 100 sheep. — Madonna

In a dead white field an untethered goat gave them sardonic greeting. — Anthony Burgess

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. — Raymond Chandler

Shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull-dyke and win a cotton-candy goat. — Hunter S. Thompson

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face. — Joe Teti

Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse- — Rick Riordan

Just like a mountain goat climbing very steep and dangerous land to lick salt from the rocks, man also should take high risks to get what he wants! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

As the suns rise, the goat chews. A — Peter Newman

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E.W. Howe

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat. — Ron White

A Myrddraal has less cunning than a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor. And a goat has more sense. — Robert Jordan

Welcome home, Rachel mariana Morgan, he said, his goat-slitted eyes holding a new, dangerous light. It's a pleasure to finally meet you. — Kim Harrison

No matter what anybody says to you, don't you let 'em get your goat. Try fighting with your head for a change — Harper Lee

Whoever thought it was a good idea to plop a school on the side of a mountain must have been part billy goat. — Addison Moore

I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. — Ilona Andrews

This life of ours ... human life is like a flower gloriously blooming in a meadow: along comes a goat, eats it up
no more flower. — Anton Chekhov

Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar)
It's an honorable profession. (Takeshi)
Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Sometimes there has to be a goat on some level, and I'm totally fine with that being me. — Abby Wambach

Son of a motherless goat! — Tahereh Mafi

I hate being sugar-lipped, especially by a bleating goat in pinstripes. — Tarryn Fisher

Tom Cruise only makes one or two film appearances a year. A baseball player can be the hero or the goat one-hundred and sixty-two times a year. — Dave Winfield

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe. — Greg Gutfeld

You can pull a goat off into the field, but a memory you can only haul into the sun and hope it desiccates. Dries to something crumbled and odorless. — Peter Heller

The people who really matter in social affairs are neither those who wish to stop short like a mule, or leap from crag to crag like a mountain goat. — Walter Lippmann

Motherfucking-super-spermed-son-of-a-goat-from-Ohio! — Nicole Jacquelyn

It's hotter in here than a goat's ass in a pepper patch. — Zoe Forward

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment ... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. — Brendan Behan

When lions fight over a goat, it's usually the hyena that gets away with the prize. — Ashwin Sanghi

I actually would love to live in New York. But I need land; I need space. I'd love to move to a place where I could have a lot of land and a goat. — Lusia Strus

Thus proving that books can teach you much, if only to give you a good name for a devilish, smart goat. — Terry Pratchett

It was the most ludicrous sound I had ever heard. The strangled gargling sounded like a goat that was having an unpleasant sexual encounter. — Peter Allison

I am a mountain goat that keeps going and going and going, I cannot be stopped, I just keep going. — Sepp Blatter

There is only one way to deal with a goat. — Kate Thompson

Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat. — Richard Curtis

Thee'th not to be touched, the goat screamed, spraying spittle all over Zollo. Thee hath to be a maid, you foolth! Thee'th worth a bag of thapphireth! — George R R Martin

...Oh, kiss a flaming goat if I know what I mean. — Robert Jordan

You easy-living boys had better get set, they said. There's johnnies out there thicker than fleas on a billy goat in a barnlot — Shelby Foote

God has a sense of humor that gets my goat sometimes. — Robert McCammon

One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side! — Jhonen Vasquez

You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero or a goat. — Mickey Mantle

Frankly, you look more like a goat man to me. — Philip K. Dick

I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat. — Rick Riordan

Poetry's packaged as a late-night slot, a quote minority taste unquote, like water-skiing or goat-fucking or something. — Julian Barnes

The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond. — Aristotle.

I was born a sheep & I cannot be a goat through pledge of hands. — Ymatruz

Well, only Japanese may understand it, but I'm like a goat or something that likes high places. — Tamae Watanabe