A Ex Girlfriend Quotes
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Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.
— Miranda Lambert
If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.
— Stefan Molyneux
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
— Randal Kleiser
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.
— Kim Raver
I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark.
— Penelope Douglas
I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer.
— Jarod Kintz
I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.
— Jessica Alba
There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you).
— Nakia R. Laushaul
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success.
— Andre Bramble
For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.
— Rick Riordan
As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
— Timothy Ferriss
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
— Brittany Murphy
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
— Harry Styles
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore.
— Jay Crownover
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.
— Derek Sivers
Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic.
— Ron Childress
Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing
— David Lee Roth
My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored.
— Neil Strauss
I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.
— Demian Bichir
A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.
— Courtney Allison Moulton
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.
— Frank Black
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet ... oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
— Anthony Jeselnik
My fans are all my girlfriends
— Greyson Chance
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.
— John Mellencamp
You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.
— Bree Despain
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
— Zack Ryder
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
— Donnell Rawlings
You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry)
— Megan Applegate
Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?
— Vincent H. O'Neil
She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park )
— Rainbow Rowell
Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner.
— Linda Morris
I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different.
— Jeffrey Eugenides
I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there.
— Stephanie Sigman
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
— James Floyd
Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.
— Tony Sakalauskas
